text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

sup nerds
sorry to interrupt everyone's doom and gloom party over here, but with the whole zombie apocalypse thing going down outside, there's about 90% less shit to actually do and i'm super fucking bored, so

let's play never have i ever

which, if ur one of the stone age people, goes like this:
u post something u have never done
other people reply
threadjacking is encouraged
if u ever did the thing u gotta post urself taking a sip of booze of ur choice
(or u can just go honor system i guess if u want, i'm not the boss of u)

if ur like a tiny baby or are a lame person who doesn't drink u can have water or soda instead
the challenge for u is to avoid peeing as long as possible

so i'll start us off

never have i ever....had an urge to chomp on human flesh (◡‿◡✿)





(no i'm kidding. i'm kidding, that's not the real one. u can put down ur torches and pitchforks lmao)



ok here's the real real one: never have i ever been on a roller coaster

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text;user name: sakurakinomoto

[keystaff]

Never have I ever? Never have I been outside Japan? Ah, back home, I mean. That's how you play, right?

But if there's a mission with a theme park some time you should definitely go on a roller coaster!

[hedonistic]

sure is
i haven't done that either, though

[he guesses based on prior experience that this person probably hasn't for different reasons, though. for once, he decides to spare himself the fallout of asking if she knows what the Sybil System is.]

trust me the first roller coaster we see on any planet and i'll be so there, mission or not

[keystaff]

Oh! So you're from Japan too?

We could go together!

[Of course the recruits would be together, but. You know. Details. Sakura's enthusiasm for this clearly trumps the obvious.]

[hedonistic]

sure am
well, probably not the same japan as you tbh
but anyway, everyone should go on a roller coaster with me
it's probably fucking amazing

[DON'T USE SWEAR WORDS IN FRONT OF A BABY, KAGARI]

[keystaff]

Ah, maybe? I know people are from all sorts of places and times, so.
But I'll definitely go on one with you! We just need to go somewhere with one!

[Touya isn't here to lineface at him. Yet.]

[hedonistic]

well, i'm guessing the reason you haven't left japan isn't because it's illegal to, anyway, so
almost definitely
it's a deal tho
sakura-chan, right? that's a cute name
i'm kagari

[He's yet to meet anyone from his own Japan, and at this point he's not sure if he actually ever wants to.]

[keystaff]

It's not illegal. At least not back home. Is it, for you?
It's a deal!
But yes. It's Sakura. It's nice to meet -- er, sort of meet you like this, Kagari-san.

[hedonistic]

[There's a brief moment before the reply comes--Kagari has to wonder, for a second, if literally anyone has ever referred to him as Kagari-san. It's a little strange, but he breezes past it. Better not to think about.]

yep
no one's allowed in or out

[He flicks on the video, then, waves at her, and...goes right back to text. It's not that he's uncomfortable with video or anything, but text is still the mode he prefers the most.]

there, now it's official

[keystaff]

Why not? Is it like a quarantine or something?

Ah, there you are!

[hedonistic]

haha no
well, sort of, but more like the other way around
japan is the one that doesn't want anyone mucking with their ~perfect society~
not other countries trying to keep us out

[keystaff]

Perfect society? How do you mean?

couldn't come up w/ a new tag for the other thread after all so. handwavey motions

[hedonistic]

[And because he saw that thread with Nyuu, and actually isn't a complete douchebag--]

long story, kiddo
let's just say people think everyone's going to be safe and happy their whole lives and no one ever gets hurt again

no worries.

[keystaff]

Well that's the ideal isn't it? I know bad things still happen sometimes but. That's what everyone would want.

[hedonistic]

that's the thing about ideals
things never really end up working out that way


anyway it's my turn, i think
never have i ever ...

[wow a bunch of these he's thinking of would require supplying the same deets he's actually trying to avoid telling her directly, for once. hm.]

gone swimming in the ocean

[There, that's innocuous enough.]

[keystaff]

Swimming in the ocean? I have! Did you live further in-land away from the coast or something that you didn't get to go to the beach?

[hedonistic]

[...let's go with that, sure.]

yeah
really inland

[like, confined to a single building without an escort outside inland.]

[keystaff]

We should go sometime! The theme park and the beach!

[hedonistic]

[if a text could seem uncomfortable, this one would be.]

that'd be great

[#freehim]

[keystaff]

wait do you know how to swim? I mean, you could still have fun walking in the shallow parts or making sandcastles but. The ocean is really nice and cool to swim in, even with the salt.

i debated my headcanon about this for like, ever..

[hedonistic]

i know how to swim, yeah

[It's a very basic, functional knowledge, since the pool at MWPSB HQ only became available for Enforcer usage relatively recently, but he's at least not going to drown in water deeper than he can stand in.]

but sandcastles sound fun, too

[keystaff]

Sandcastles are fun! I could teach you? If you haven't made one before.

[hedonistic]

hell yeah
it's settled then
sandcastles, swimming, and roller coasters -- first chance we get

[keystaff]

It's a plan! A deal!

Ah, once we figure somewhere with all these missions that has those, I mean. I'd say Nalawi would have been best for the beach, but. We already went there. I think before you showed up. But maybe another mission!

[hedonistic]

yeah no i've never heard of nalawi before
i just got here a couple months ago

[keystaff]

Hm. You know about the Pacific, right? It was sort of like that. Tropical, beaches. I mean, there were the goddesses we had to deal with, but. The setting for that mission was nicer than some.