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voice; UN: red streak

Wow this is....this is a bit difficult. Exciting, don't get me wrong but I feel like I'm reading my journal out loud to everyone.

What else are you supposed to say?

Right, right, I remember.

[Regrets and hesitation here. Why did he even say all that outside of being a loser?

Oh right, that explains everything.]

Look, I'm not one for public advertising but with all this excitement, I'd like to help a bit. So...

...ugh, I forgot to introduce myself. Barry Allen, that's my name. I'm a forensic scientist and I kind of own a place called S.T.A.R. Labs.

Which means if anyone has a crime they need to be solved, just give me a ring. Or hit me up if you need anything else. It's what I'm good at. Which was the whole point of this. I want to help out but don't really have a place to start. So if anyone wants to point fingers, point away. My mind is open to all comers.

[Short sentences and awkward. Yep, he was having a bit of an issue.]

That's all, I think. Good bye? Signing off? How do people do this...?

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[ for a moment there's a silence that would generally be filled with someone saying something. it's either held for drama, or held for brief confusion; it's not apparent which it is. ]

So ...

[ there's so much squinting going on here. ]

You know of all the terrible metaphors that I could think up using the phrase red streak?

Did you have a diary? That's adorable.

[WHAT A JERK. Of course he would know if Barry had a private journal, considering he stalked him for over a decade...]

If you want to help you, then doing what you know best is as good a route as any. If capable.

Point you where you need to start...........

Mmmmmmmmmmmm................................

☀ ← ← ← go get it!! ← ← ← ヽ(ﾟｰﾟヽ)

Did that work??

[ What? Cullen waits for a few seconds to try to parse what that was all about, then gives it up as a bad job. ]

So a... [ A brief pause as he tries to remember what the phrasing was and almost gets it right. ] A frensic scientist is like a city watchman?

I have something I need solved.

[ Forgive him. He sounds so utterly amused by this. ]

Is it common practice where you come from to keep a journal? [ It sort of is where he comes from. And he's read some interesting things over the past several years, so he must take the time to ask: ] What sort of interesting tales does yours hold?

[blah blah blah audio message about a forensic scientist---

except wait a second, did he seriously just say--?! No way.

So Leo may not have been an expert when it came to superheroes, but there was no way he wouldn't recognize the name of one of the main Justice Leaguers.

When he responds, he's practically bouncing with excitement. He's always ADHD, but it's in hyperdrive at the moment.]

Oh gods, you're him-- I can't believe it, you're actually-- holy mother of Pegasus, you're the Flash!

[If the guy's name hadn't screamed it enough, add in the STAR Labs comment, and that username? The red streak? Captain Obvious much??]

You'll be keeping yourself busy here, Barry. There's lots of crimes everywhere.

I've picked up a few clues during my investigations. It may not mean anything to me but you're a forensic scientist. Come take a look at it if you feel so inclined to do so.

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Does this mean that you have some kind of lab around here?

[ Just might be good to know these things. ]

It does take some getting used to, doesn't it? [She says while sounding perfectly at ease... The power of being good with people and not a spaghetti-dropping monster.] But your offer is duly noted, Barry. While I can't say that I hope to experience any crimes in the future, should I run into any, I'll ask for your help straight away.

[Except probably not tbh because what is having people to rely on?? But she'll cross that bridge when she gets to it...]

Goodbye will usually do it.

[In terms of ending a feed. She's more interested in the forensic scientist piece of this, though.]

Where are you from?

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