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[boneafide]

[The video turns on, and it's… a skeleton in front of a mirror. Yes, he wanted to make sure everyone could see him for this. To those who haven't seen Papyrus before, well, he's dressed … rather particular, for a skeleton. Also, if one's paying attention to his clothes, they will also notice he has a golden belt buckle as well. That is uh... in the shape of his face. Yeah.]

Friends!! Members of ALASTAIR!! Esteemed colleagues!!

And Sans.

I realized I had made a grave mistake of not introducing myself to the population at large here! As we are all teammates, I think this would be a great time for all of us to introduce ourselves to each other! So go ahead and say hi to each other here! I will start us off:

HELLO, EVERYONE! My name is THE GREAT PAPYRUS! I am a skeleton, and also a very cool dude. I will answer any questions you have about me being cool and popular, as it is a thing I am very well-versed in being! Nyeh heh heh!!!!

That said! I hope everyone has had a wonderful holiday!! It has also come to my attention that not everyone has had the luck I've had in getting a gift from Santa!

[To which he then pulls out his new deep red cape from behind him, a flash of a particular symbol on it.]

But worry not, friends and future-friends!

I will present you all with a gift! It's a meal I've made for many here already, but I made enough for everyone, I think, and so feel free to ask for as much as you want! I can always make more if this isn't enough.

[ooc: feel free to threadjack other people/each other/whatever in this post!!]

Comments

[perma_banned]

[A snicker snuck past Ban as he looked to his emptied drinks with a withering sneer. There was clearly a gap in Papyrus' memories as he forgot that drunk Ban had a bad tendency to hold into people for hours in a sleepy-state, but it wasn't as if Ban was going to warn him. Luring Papyrus in with good bait was just his prerogative...

Ban sneered, slapping the table surface with an open hand.]

Well, ya know where to find me ♪!

(Action or handwave!?)

[boneafide]

[No, actually. He fully recalls what happened, and what will likely happen again. But this time, he intends on letting Sans know where he will be, and for how long, so if the other needs him, it won't be an issue.]

I do!! See you soon!!!!!

[ooc: I'M OKAY WITH EITHER he will be staying for Ban's nap this time.]

-> HANDWAVE IT IS

[perma_banned]

[Ban fell face first back down onto the table, sloppily picking himself up once he remembered what he was supposed to be doing.

With some effort, he grabbed the edges of the table and pulled himself up to stand--somewhat dizzy.

Even if he were blasted out of his mind, it stood to reason that he was going to make certain Papyrus didn't waste his time out. They would try numerous drinks and recipes would be scribbled haphazardly on rolls of stolen parchment--all to be utilized without any semblance of tangible instruction...]