VIDEO. UN: LOKI

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[ the sound of the wind storm hollows dully against the cave walls. Loki's squidge, Bacon, can half be seen crawling in the confines of his tacky green jacket and over his knee from where he sits, sometimes ducking and squeaking when a particularly large gust hits. to keep it from screaming, Loki offers his fingers absently, which the little squidge pulls on with its pudgy arms before ducking low again. ]

Hello there, it seems like we'll be waiting this out for some time considering the weather-type circumstances. While we're all rotting away, etcetera etcetera, I thought we could amuse ourselves with a game. A little bit of team bonding funtimes, so to say. [ he twists a dark nailed hand in the air, gesturing. ]

Soo—oo ... it's called Two Truths and a Lie. How do you play? Glad you asked, it's simple! Give two true statements about yourself and add a lie to the mix, shake it up then toss it out there and see if your team members know you well enough to spot the lie.

Usually this is done with copious amounts of alcohol, but we're lacking at the moment. [ pause. ] But—ah—you could always enjoy the satisfaction of being right. It's not like we're doing much else.

NOTE | Feel free to threadjack if that's your thing!! :****

Comments

[backthatup]

A serious offense?

Well, I'm not certain that I'm very good at singing, anymore. But that's hardly the point, is it? It's more for the fun of it.

[predomination]

Very, very serious. [mock-gravely] And absolutely. Of all of us, only Tessai-san can actually sing a note!

[backthatup]

I see!

Still, since it means so much to the shop, we should try to have you sing once and awhile.

[predomination]

I would be absolutely honored to offend the ears of the entirety of Team Audentes for the pride of Urahara Shouten.

[so mock-grave. so... vaguely imitating Byakuya Kuchiki.]

[backthatup]

I am certain that it is not as bad as you think, Urahara.

[predomination]

There are many back home who would beg to differ, but I'm not too concerned about it. I've never had an interest in quitting my day job for a career as a rock star.

[backthatup]

Well, so long as you have no intention of quitting your day-job, I shall look forward to your singing.