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futurology2016-08-27 10:41 am
construing) wrote in futurology2016-08-27 10:41 am
( video | un: 10-65 )
[ on-screen: ( 1 ) gwen stacy, a completely normal college student, wide-eyed, frowning. this is serious. a tragedy in motion. ]
I know we're all busy what with smashing bugs, do they even still count as bugs when you can spike them like a football? [ gwen stacy, asking the tough questions, ] but I have an emergency. See this? [ she holds up a cell phone in front of her face. the background reads "THE MARY JANES." the eagle-eyed will note the battery symbol in the corner: warning red. ]
This is my life. Not only is it my life, it's sitting at less than 10% charge so if I don’t get a charger for it pronto, I will literally die.
[ """""""literally.""""""" ]
Somebody has to have one. Help me, Samsung-Juan, whoever you are. You're my only hope.
[ other people have questions starting with "how" and "why" and "what the actual f—" gwen stacy, however, has #priorities. ]
I know we're all busy what with smashing bugs, do they even still count as bugs when you can spike them like a football? [ gwen stacy, asking the tough questions, ] but I have an emergency. See this? [ she holds up a cell phone in front of her face. the background reads "THE MARY JANES." the eagle-eyed will note the battery symbol in the corner: warning red. ]
This is my life. Not only is it my life, it's sitting at less than 10% charge so if I don’t get a charger for it pronto, I will literally die.
[ """""""literally.""""""" ]
Somebody has to have one. Help me, Samsung-Juan, whoever you are. You're my only hope.
[ other people have questions starting with "how" and "why" and "what the actual f—" gwen stacy, however, has #priorities. ]
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It's what I do, random citizen.
[ because it is. in fact. what she does. she's hilarious. ]
What's your name?
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[ And that's not even getting to his actual first name... ]
And you? I mean, I could just write the ode to "the blonde Samsung girl", or maybe "probably not Mary Jane", but it sounds better when you have, you know, an actual name.
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[ she loves you, mj. you make it really hard to love you some days. but she loves you. ]
I'm Gwen Stacy. Gwendolyn if you want the formal lit points, but only my dad calls me that so.
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[ Also, please excuse him while his eyes widen a fraction -- just enough that it's still easy to turn into an eye roll, hoping that it masks the surprise and stops any possible questions about the "why". ]
Ugh, no, let's just leave the formal lit stuff to your dad, okay? Gwen's good.
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Good choice. Minute I get a charger, I'll text you.