text; un mayora

[mayora13]

[If that train ride was any indication, the dangers noted in their dossiers were absolutely real. Seeing so many of the Qorral armed only confirmed the necessity for more coordination than they'd had on the previous mission.

Being the control freak police officer that he was, Hijikata wouldn't waste any time setting something up.]

This mission needs coordination, there's a lot of 'bad land' between us and the Deemers. [Could they hire locals to escort them? Maybe. At a price that was sure to gouge their pockets.]

We'll need to travel in groups. Each one should have several who can fight, and at least one who can negotiate. No one goes alone.

I'll organize them if necessary, but you guys can use this to find your own too. [He doesn't want to hold everyone's damn hands. Just most of them? He'll step in if he deems it necessary.]

So reply with the following information:

1) Name
2) Skill Set
3) Availability
4) Supplies in Possession
5) Supplies Needed / Special Accommodations

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text; un: Prince

[diablejambe]

[.... oh no.

Oh no oh no oh no.

This entire post is like a bulletin board for weird people with even weirder abilities.

Sanji has a really bad feeling about this.]

Do me a favor. If a guy named Luffy says anything to this, tell him NO.

[mayora13]

[Better to know about the weird abilities than not. Stupid situations often required equally stupid powers to get through them, or so life in a comedy anime has taught Hijikata. And he's volunteered to wade through the useless crap himself, so don't complain!]

Fill out the form. [Then he'll talk favors.]

[diablejambe]

[You know, for a good few minutes, Sanji's debating just leaving it at that. A big virtual middle finger to this guy and his stupid forms.

... But then he remembers how easily Luffy asks literally everybody to be a part of their crew.]

1) Sanji
2) Chef/Fighter.
3) Depends.
4) The basics.
5) Fresh food supplies and a cooking surface.

[There. That seems unhelpful enough.]

[mayora13]

[Good enough. He guessed.]

Fine.

What's the deal with Luffy? [Give him a more detailed warning, so he can know what to expect. he expected a gomugomu pirate but let's not break the fourth wall so soon]

[diablejambe]

[At this point, fourth walling would probably just make Sanji's world make a little more sense.]

Luffy. His username is CAPTAIN, and sooner or later he'll see this and respond to all the craziest sounding people.

Tell him no, or let me know it's happening and I'll go kick his ass.

[mayora13]

[NO MERCY]

That's fine, but he'll have to travel with someone. Are you volunteering? Anyone else you want to drag along? [So he can count them all out as part of the self-proclaimed 'reject' group.]

[diablejambe]

Him traveling with people isn't the problem. The problem is him trying to get everyone to travel with US.

[wow rude. that's so rude.]