text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

if anyone can tell me how to get videogames or proper internet on this thing i will do a dare of ur choice and let u record the results for posterity/blackmail/whatever u want

in the meantime i've got way too much time to kill so let's play would you rather

for those of you poor souls who've never known the glory of the internet, it goes like this: someone posts two things (the more ridic the better) and people respond with their decision on which they'd rather do and then come up with their own two things

it ends up with us all judging each other's life and choices and nobody lives happily ever after (◡‿◡✿)

i'll start with something appropriate to our upcoming ~mission~

would you rather...
be eaten by a zombie, or burnt at the stake?

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[p66]

[ He means the training room, right? ]

Sure. Take care.

[assent]

[ Well some important things have happened in the last week, she's trying harder to get along with everyone. This may be a last attempt though be careful. ]

Is it not about ensuring you "catch them all"?

And I refuse.

1/2

[hedonistic]

man
for a group all in for ~saving the multiverse~ u guys are a glum bunch
someone missed a shipment of shoujo sparkles, clearly

[hedonistic]

[And then, like a switch is flipped:]

it's about being the very best, like no one ever was
to catch 'em all is ur real test
to train them is ur cause

[someone save this nerd, he's quoting the lyrics from what's a 100-year-old anime song in his time.]

[assent]

Do you not think the subject matter at hand is rather glum? Think of those that may have witnessed either of those events.

[ She sighs, trying to cool her anger here. ]

You seem to be quite fond of that to know the lyrics.

[hedonistic]

[Are they really gonna do this. He's tempted to just let it go and move onto Pokemon fully, but. What the hell, the general air of this post has soured his mood already, why the fuck not.]

if we're talking about things people have witnessed, we'll be here a longass time

hell i just got here from being backup for my colleague who got trapped in a underground murder arena by a nutbag who got his rocks off by literally hunting people like game

but that's just life, people are shitty
i'm not gonna bury my head under the covers and be depressed about it

do u think every author witnesses literally everything they write about?
cause i mean, zombies don't exist where i'm from, but we sure have had a million and a half zombie apocalypse stories
we'd probably have more if sybil didn't ban anything even a little bit ~stressful~ nowadays

it's just a game, dude
u don't have to act like i'm asking u to start preparing ur own damn funeral

will they ever get along [smh]

[assent]

[ Look, he brought it up?????? It's his own fault. ]

I do not give a damn on what you have been through either. I am saying that as there are people here who may not be able to brush it off quite as well as you apparently do, and I would also like to add that there are young children here as well.

But you are quite right, I do not have to do anything for you. Therefore, as I said, I refuse. Leave it at that in the future and maybe it will not come to this.

-> action

[hedonistic]

[He sure does. And he definitely does take the time to blow off some steam there, but eventually he does get hungry. And one of the few great things about this place? No fucking hyper-oats. Ever.

He could just have the kitchen magic him up some food, but it's not as satisfying as making it with his own hands, he's found. So he's in the kitchen making himself some of his best dish--taco rice. Best way to shake off a bad mood is with a food you enjoy, right?

He's just about finished when he sees someone else enter the kitchen; he and Reika have never met in person, so he doesn't recognize her immediately. Still, he offers:]

Want some?

[Because another great way to improve your food is to see other people enjoy your cooking, too.]

maybe...during the mission.....or in person when she doesn't know who he is LMF

[hedonistic]

[Kagari laughs a really dark and ugly laugh at the mention of "young children." Did he mention to her last time, that he got locked up as a latent criminal at 5? He can't remember.]

i hate to break it to u sonia-chan
but those ~young children~ are just as caught up in ALASTAIR's bullshit timeline war as we are
sure tho playing games on the network is totally gonna be what traumatizes them and not any of the actual murder that they're inevitably gonna end up doing

ftr
"man you guys are glum" =/= "i insist u play my game w/ me"
& i did change the subject
ur the one who got all defensive about ur life choices

maybe.....

[assent]

[ Yes, well, Kagari it sucks to be you. Her country is one that teaches kids warfare too, but not everyone has such a shitty life. Get over it. ]

You have not even met them, so do not speak to me as though you have any idea of what experiences they have or have not had. I am merely saying that if you wish to play a game, why does it need to be something morbid? At least the start should encourage positivity.

This is downtime, not the mission itself.

Either way, it would appear that we are still unable to see eye to eye so I will leave this here. Good [ Fucking ] day.

[viscontree]

Pardon me, I don't have a good sense of humor.

Is this the usual thing people do for fun in your world?

[He's too serious business for his own good, it's true. Kagari, seems like the complete opposite though.]

yooo

[p66]

[ It's only in the evening that Reika makes her daily visit to the kitchens. She has her notebook in one hand, her mind pondering on what dish she should make - and as a result she's caught by surprise at his offer. ]

Oh, thank you. You're very kind.

[ She replies with a slight bow. He's certainly not the strangest person she's met in the kitchens, so she's more willing to take his word that it's actually food and not a prank. ]

What did you make?

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[digiorno]

You clearly don't need the internet. You're making your own fun just fine.

Eaten. You'd die faster. Being burnt at the stake usually means the fire is very hot and not very smoky, so it'd take ages.

[unholey]

I mean the question, once you get past the shock value and even with your various conditions, boils down to:
"Would you prefer to die quickly or slowly?"
I'll take the faster option almost every time.
Although I guess that also depends on the specifics of the immolation and exactly how you're being eaten alive. But that's not really the point of the game.

That's fair. It would probably be easier to adjust to as well.
I would rather stay in one place. Traveling is a pain in the ass.

Would you rather be exclusively active during the day or night?

[fourscores]

They don't have to be good to offer a proper death. I suppose I would go with burning, that at least I could work with.

[feytality]

sure I do! I'm making my own rules!

( ￣▽￣)/

[hedonistic]

i'm sensing some cheating in my game here, friendo
i'm gonna have to collect the toll for that, jsyk

[no but really, that's actually funny. even though she's not playing, he appreciates her making it a joke instead of reminding him how death is a Serious Matter Which Is Super Serious.]

[hedonistic]

sorry to disappoint bro
but yes burning as the preferred method of unproper death is an acceptable answer

ur turn

but outta curiosity, i gotta ask
what kind of death were u picturing exactly

[hedonistic]

not into pain fetishes
duly noted, my dude

i think i'd want the option of traveling tbh but idk how i'd feel about the ACTUAL traveling, lol

but idk
i guess day? it doesn't really make a lot of difference here ig but back home there are sunsets at least
tho an argument for it here is that it'd be when everyone else is awake and there's like literally nothing to do around here that's not talking to people

would u rather eat ur favorite meal every meal for the next 50 years or never have it again?

[hedonistic]

are u kidding
there's so many cat memes and reaction gifs i'm missing out on

[l o l



meanwhile, if he was a regular sort of person, maybe he'd be disturbed at this person knowing that about immolation. Kagari Shuusei is not a regular kind of person. Unfortunately.]

h u h
u sure about that?
i'd have thought it'd be the other way around
like what if the zombie starts with your toes or something??

[hedonistic]

"the" usual? no
"a" usual?
y



dw tho, ur apparently ur in good company
maybe gino-san should've gotten rift'd instead of me
he'd fit right in

[This text sounds so bitter and its not even like, more than 'resting bitch face' level pissiness rn, i'm sorry Julius]

[unholey]

There's a lot to keep track of while traveling.
Where you're staying, what you're bringing with you, how to keep your clothes clean, how much money you have, what language is being spoken, etc.
You would be able to visit a lot of interesting places, probably, but most of it sounds like a hassle to me.
You'd be a stranger everywhere.

Not surprising. Even when you don't take the social aspects into account, the circadian rhythm is a very powerful biological impulse.

Never have it again. I'd rather remember it fondly than get sick of it.

Would you rather spend three days doing nothing but study for a test to get 100% or do whatever you want and barely pass?

text; [un: ironman]

[hyperverbose]

i think i like the pageantry of a good old fashioned stake burning.

yeah yeah yeah do it!!! waylon's just being a dumb dork either waaaay

[mutemail]

I'm just saying, it isn't that difficult, you just make a library of common obscenities and then lamba a removal of all that contain...

[viscontree]

Maybe so. We always seem to be short handed one way or another.

Although, I'd prefer it if more people didn't get involved. Do you want Gino here?

[Rip in pieces....!! He's having a difficult time understanding all this short hand text. The message is half lost to Julius either way. ]