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futurology2017-01-16 07:27 pm
pummelling) wrote in futurology2017-01-16 07:27 pm
Entry tags:
- aang (a:tla),
- achilles (iliad),
- asher millstone (htgawm),
- chihiro ogino (spirited away),
- daenerys targaryen (asoiaf),
- fiona (borderlands),
- giorno giovanna (jjba),
- hanzo shimada (overwatch),
- jin kung (mortal kombat),
- kaz brekker (grishaverse),
- keats (folklore),
- khada jhin (league of legends),
- kisuke urahara (bleach),
- koltira deathweaver (world of warcraft),
- lucina (fire emblem: awakening),
- mettaton (undertale),
- miles upshur (outlast),
- oliver hampton (htgawm),
- pannacotta fugo (jjba),
- patroclus (iliad),
- peridot (steven universe),
- rhys (borderlands),
- riza hawkeye (fullmetal alchemist),
- rocky (original),
- sai (naruto),
- shuusei kagari (psycho-pass),
- sigma klim (zero escape),
- sonia nevermind (danganronpa 2),
- twisted fate (league of legends),
- waylon park (outlast),
- widowmaker (overwatch),
- youichi hiruma (eyeshield 21)
video; un: white_lotus
[The magitek's pulled back far enough to feature not one, but two members of Audentes... or, rather, one of them striving vainly to nudge his teammate out of the feed. It's the tail end of the struggle, though, and Kung Jin is fighting a losing battle. It takes half a second for Asher Millstone to shove his way into view, taking up half of the screen and speaking up before Jin can truly get a word in.
The law student looks more excited than ever when he starts speaking, and even lifts his arms above his head in a “raise the roof” sort of gesture.]
It’s time to get wiggity wiggity whack, yo!
Don't. [He nearly slaps a hand over his friend's mouth, but reconsiders, elbowing him back instead.] So, Audentes. Since we're almost all set to leave on our next assignment, it's come to our attention that not everyone here is from a world that people like Asher or I consider "modern day".
Whoa, you? Wait a minute. Last I checked, there was nothing normal about you, man. People in your world, like, rip dudes’ spines out through their mouths and crap!
[After he says this, Asher immediately turns from Jin back to the camera, and waves his hands emphatically in its general direction.]
Don’t try that.
[Jin casts a dubious glance at Asher and moves right along in spite of all the interruptions.]
Even if you look the part, you’ve still got to play the part, too. If you're looking for any advice or tips to blend in properly on-planet, we’re pretty much experts-- so let us know if you need a hand.
[The paler of the two pops up right behind him, leaning on the other’s shoulder.]
That’s right, baby! We’ll teach you how to be 90s.
The law student looks more excited than ever when he starts speaking, and even lifts his arms above his head in a “raise the roof” sort of gesture.]
It’s time to get wiggity wiggity whack, yo!
Don't. [He nearly slaps a hand over his friend's mouth, but reconsiders, elbowing him back instead.] So, Audentes. Since we're almost all set to leave on our next assignment, it's come to our attention that not everyone here is from a world that people like Asher or I consider "modern day".
Whoa, you? Wait a minute. Last I checked, there was nothing normal about you, man. People in your world, like, rip dudes’ spines out through their mouths and crap!
[After he says this, Asher immediately turns from Jin back to the camera, and waves his hands emphatically in its general direction.]
Don’t try that.
[Jin casts a dubious glance at Asher and moves right along in spite of all the interruptions.]
Even if you look the part, you’ve still got to play the part, too. If you're looking for any advice or tips to blend in properly on-planet, we’re pretty much experts-- so let us know if you need a hand.
[The paler of the two pops up right behind him, leaning on the other’s shoulder.]
That’s right, baby! We’ll teach you how to be 90s.
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I was 9 in '93.
[Which is a polite way of saying "better than Asher" basically.
He suspects better than this guy too if he's doing this post with Asher, but going through the mess that is this post to confirm that isn't something he wants to do.]
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Okay, you definitely don't look that old. [Jin gestures at Oliver's face:] That babyface, right? I get that sometimes too.
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You aren't in your 30s though.
...right?
[He's a little too babyface for that.]
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I'm actually younger than Asher. [Since when was he 25...] I'm turning 24 soon.
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How much of the 90s do you even remember?
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[wow ollie you dirty old man]
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[He just wants to be young again. Leave him alone.]
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On the bright side: we'll have computers and housing that's not a saloon or a farmhouse. Sounds like you'll be in your element, 'ASCIIanything'.
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[Partly because he'd been so useless. He's hoping that will prove a little different this time.]
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[you smell of nerd, ollie]
Don't stress. We've got people with all sorts of skills on the team.
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Fighting's not a good skill where I'm from, and I didn't even arrive until part way through. There was a lot to get used to.
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just sayin]
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Just sayin'.]
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I dunno. Does he have a reason to be?