text; un: saitama

[heroforhobby]

Quick!!

There's only a day and a half left!

how have you been getting cats to let you pet them???

[Morality discussions? People worried about going into yet another fight? Not as important as Saitama's goal to pet at least one cat, like, c'mon. Please advise or troll!]

Comments

[ofobedience]

Not usually, no. Ha ha.

[heroforhobby]

So are you like these cats then? Visiting from another country on this planet?

[Yes, these are dumb questions.]

[viscontree]

How unfortunate. Maybe you'll have better luck next time?

[hundredths]

Oh.

[Ah.

Awkward.........]


I'm sorry...

[heroforhobby]

It's OK. Not like it's your fault.

[heroforhobby]

We're leaving soon, so I doubt there will be one.

[iomnic]

Oh, yes. I did. Too much...

[ It's embarrassing, actually, when he thinks about how much he liked food. He quashes the feeling of nostalgia for it right away. ]

[heroforhobby]

[Sweet, Zenyatta didn't call him out on obviously changing the subject. He must have been sneakier at it than he thought. He grins widely, genuinely pleased to hear that.]

Good. Eating's one of the best things to do as a human.

[iomnic]

[ Joke's on you Saitama for thinking he forgot. ]

I was excessive...

[heroforhobby]

[Dunno, seems pretty certain Zenyatta's clearly forgotten...!!]

That's okay, that's why our stomach's expand!

[iomnic]

[NOPE, because the more he talks about how much he overindulged, the more he wants to change the subject himself.]

You did not answer my question, on purpose.

[heroforhobby]

[Two can play at this game.]

And you're changing the subject, too.

[feytality]

well i mean

aren't you trying to pet these kitties by any means necessary?

if you really want the fluff you gotta be dedicated!! *:･ﾟ✧(=✪ ᆺ ✪=)*:･ﾟ

[heroforhobby]

It's not about beating em, it's about them wanting me to pet them then me petting them!

[viscontree]

There's no helping it then.

Are you especially fond of cats? I'm sorry if that's the case.

[feytality]

i dunno dude

these fuzzy guys are pretty friendly whatr u doing to scare them off?

[ofobedience]

[Oh dear...]

I'm nothing like these cats, and I'm certainly not from this planet.

[iomnic]

The subject is just about me eating food, it is not a meaningful discussion.

[heroforhobby]

Hmm... they're fine enough. They're soft.

[heroforhobby]

But are you furry and talk and wear clothes?

[heroforhobby]

If I knew that I wouldn't be asking for help now would I!

[heroforhobby]

[He looks so scandalized.]

You're wrong! There's so much about eating food!

[iomnic]

It does not interest me in the way our other subject did.

[heroforhobby]

[He says like a disappointed kid, leaning his cheek heavily in his hand, squishing up half his face.]

Of course it doesn't.

[iomnic]

[But still, Zenyatta "sighs" and turns to look at the sky again.]

I feel that I have disappointed you in being unable to answer a question you have not yet posed.