text; un: saitama

[heroforhobby]

Quick!!

There's only a day and a half left!

how have you been getting cats to let you pet them???

[Morality discussions? People worried about going into yet another fight? Not as important as Saitama's goal to pet at least one cat, like, c'mon. Please advise or troll!]

Comments

[heroforhobby]

Well sure that's what's happening to me but i'm still trying.

[ofobedience]

Why?

[heroforhobby]

Why do you want to know, I'm not prying into why you DON'T want to pet a cat!

[ofobedience]

Weren't you the one who was just pushing me to pet them despite the fact I said I didn't want to?

[heroforhobby]

But I'm not pushing to know why you don't want to, it's two different things.

[ofobedience]

It's hardly pushing. It was a question. You could have just declined to answer rather than kicking up a fuss.

[heroforhobby]

I'm not fussing.

Okay, we can compromise, you tell me why you could possibly not want to pet a cat and I'll tell you my deal.

[ofobedience]

Well, all right. Though there's no deep meaning to it. They dislike me because they can sense Kerberos, know a dog when they see one, and given their reaction it would be foolish of me to want to touch them.

[A small pause, and then--]

Besides which, I'm just not very interested in petting animals. Sentient or otherwise. I'm not that type.

[heroforhobby]

You're a dog? I guess that explains why you don't wanna pet cats.

[ofobedience]

Not the traditional variety. But a dog nonetheless. Hahah.

[heroforhobby]

I would say so, since dog's usually can't talk.

[ofobedience]

Not usually, no. Ha ha.

[heroforhobby]

So are you like these cats then? Visiting from another country on this planet?

[Yes, these are dumb questions.]

[ofobedience]

[Oh dear...]

I'm nothing like these cats, and I'm certainly not from this planet.

[heroforhobby]

But are you furry and talk and wear clothes?

--> video

[ofobedience]

[There's a put-upon sigh then, followed by a moment's delay as he switches magitek functions. When his image appears, he flashes a brief, tight smile, one that reveals his unnaturally pointed teeth, but other than that he appears to be quite human.

Appears to be.]

No, I'm not furry.

Re: --> video

[heroforhobby]

Oh........... (╯_╰)

[So disappointed]

[ofobedience]

Really, I don't know what you were expecting.