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[mistruths]

[ There's a brief beat of nothing before the image focuses on a goat with really big horns that appears to be...eating rubble. It is, in fact, taking large bites out of rocks and chewing it slowly as it stares at the camera (or the person holding the magitech) balefully.

and then the camera switches to Loki, though the goat is still visible in the background. It really is a very, very large goat. like, bear-sized goat. ]

Yes, good job, congratulations, and well done to all of us, I'm sure. And as our efforts to rebuild continue, I would like to point out that someone seems to have misplaced their, ah, pet. If this one is anything at all like the ones I was once familiar with, I would caution any and all who might come across it to take care.

[ As he speaks, the goat has wandered over, and is now trying to take a bite out of Loki's hair. ]

By the Nine.

[ Loki shoves it away, and the goat glares at him again, Loki glaring right back, before it belches out a small plume of fire. Luckily, there's nothing flammable in the immediate vicinity and it goes back to chewing grumpily on more stones. ]

Thor. Odinson. Come retrieve this ridiculous creature before I rend its flesh from its bones and enjoy it for dinner.

Comments

[mistruths]

A marvel enough for you to come gawk and, at the same time, retrieve your pet, I hope?

[deemed]

Why does he upset you so? Does your own brother not have his own pair of hircine steeds?

[mistruths]

There are horses aplenty in Asgard. [ Which doesn't actually answer the question but anyway. ] And really, I'm more surprised you haven't come running the moment you saw him.

[deemed]

I've found nothing here that's likely to harm him. [shrug]

[mistruths]

How likely is he to hurt something here, though?

[deemed]

No more than the metal army which only recently tried to bring the castle down.

[mistruths]

It was driven away, though. Do you know none will try to do the same to your pet?

[deemed]

They will not now that you have made this helpful announcement revealing that he is mine.

[aw thanks bro]

[mistruths]

What a terrible mistake I've made.

[deemed]

What? Does it pain you so much to have done something harmless and just a little helpful?

[mistruths]

We all know I'm quite incapable of anything like that.

[deemed]

[all you're getting is an eyeroll. there's just no point responding that that]

[mistruths]

Come, then, Odinson. Your beast awaits his master.

[deemed]

I'll come by when I've cleared the rubble from this hall.

In the meanwhile, if he eats something of yours simply swat his nose and call him a bad goat. He usually stops. [You may get the feeling that Odinson's teasing you just a bit.]

[mistruths]

Is that what you usually do? Does it actually work?

[deemed]

Try it yourself and see.

[He's grinning. It's a lie.]

[mistruths]

[ Unfortunately for you, Loki cares too much about looking stupid in public to risk trying that on magitek. ]

I suppose I might. Later.

[deemed]

[That makes him laugh.] Don't let him eat your robes in the meantime.

[And with another laugh, he ends the feed. These rocks won't clear themselves.]

[mistruths]

[ augh why are you so you!!??!? ]