text, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

hey guys listen, i know kagari suggested no jewel comms but it’s an emergency
i need to know what are some fun party games to play in solitary
games not involving cards, i asked the guards for some cards and apparently that’s not allowed for some reason
or wait how about this, teach me your favorite song. i did all the ones i know like 10 times each already, the guards requested i learn new ones.
sorry that's a lie actually the guards ignore it, but i like to think they're sick of the ones i know and want fresh material

OR, idea, what if we mount a break-IN mission? break into solitary, get me the fuck out. it’ll be like a practice run then we can get back to work on the break out ideas after that.

ughhhhh did you know it’s me and sigma’s year 1 anniversary, call me fucking crazy but this isn’t how i figured it’d go down

Comments

[heavyhitter]

what's your favorite one about

[ofobedience]

My favourite one? It's hard to choose the one I like the most. I suppose it's a tie between Tosca, Rigoletto, and Don Giovanni. Pick one and I'll tell you what it's about, if you're not already aware.

[I mean...one of them has his name! Even if...that Giovanni is nothing at all like him, hahah]

[heavyhitter]

you know i gotta pick don giovanni
does it mean don like, don don?

[ofobedience]

Not the kind I expect you're thinking of. It's a Spanish title in this case, despite the Italian name. It's based on the legend of Don Juan, you see.

It's essentially about a young libertine, Don Giovanni, the scourge of women throughout Europe. He commits a murder in the first act, yet proceeds to get away with it throughout, whilst seducing women and continuing to cause trouble for everyone else in the cast. Until finally, refusing to repent or redeem himself, he's dragged to hell during a dinner party.

Entertaining, no?

[heavyhitter]

haha damn, not bad
my dad would've loved that one
and let me guess you were named after him, scourge of women that you are

[ofobedience]

Oh, yes. Ha ha. Clearly we share more than just a name.

[Which he clearly intends as a joke, considering he's never so much as kissed another person in his life, unless you count the time he became ensnared under the mistletoe with Olivia and she chastely kissed him on the forehead ;;]

[heavyhitter]

you heard it here first
anyway, can you sing it?

[ofobedience]

Oh. I don't know about that. I can't say I've ever tried.

[heavyhitter]

give it a shot
you got literally nothing better to do

[ofobedience]

I'm not sure it's really my forte.

[He's shy :{]

[heavyhitter]

cmoooon
if you suck i won't tell anyone about it

[ofobedience]

[...there's a length delay this time, as he thinks it through. Considers. He's honestly never even thought about trying before-- why would he? He's a weapon, built with only one real purpose in mind, and it's never so much as occurred to him to give anything so frivolous as singing a go.

But eventually, he does try. And you know what? He's not bad. Not so good he could give up his day job or anything, but at the very least his voice is strong, and he can carry a tune.

Who'd have thought.]

[heavyhitter]

[ aww, he actually did the thing. that's charming. she listens all the way through, feeling pleased, and only once he's done: ] see! i fucking told you
that was worth it, i liked it

[ofobedience]

[Benefits to text communication and being trapped in a dark room all on your own? No one can see how self-conscious he is.]

Well. Whatever it takes to keep ourselves entertained. Ha ha.