VIDEO --> TEXT. UN: CROWLEY.

[crowleyology]

[ The video is addressed to the entirety of the Audentes team, new and old. A black cat peers into the feed; he is in a lab of some kind, crackling purple electricity jumping from conductor to conductor while a white cat paws at some instruments. When he opens his mouth, it's not meowing that comes out, but the baritone voice of a man. ]

Audentes. You will soon receive a dossier compiled by our analysts, which should give you all the information you need, but I have been told by the knife-eared one that you would appreciate a personal touch. Cherenkov and I are the most qualified to deliver this, and so here I am.

[ He pauses. ] We have located Zymandis's home base, the Mothership, using radio-frequency trackers in leftover robots from their assault on Oska, using your techniques. Using the calculations of the TIMELINE.exe, we have been able to pinpoint the Mothership's path in the next forty-two days, after which its path becomes unclear.

This means we can safely rift you in and out of the heart of Zymandis, an unprecedented opportunity to gather information. And to sabotage, if the mood strikes you. Do not waste it.

The TIMELINE.exe has additional notes to impart. It is an old program, so please... try to have some humor about whatever it says.

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TIMELINE.EXE IS PROGRAMMED TO RELEASE MISSION PARAMETERS. MISSION OBSERVATION IS COMPLETE AND RESULTS FOR MISSION: Mothership ARE AS FOLLOWS:

Hello World ( ﾟ▽ﾟ)/
While you are on the M O T H E R S HIP, please find
>> TIMELINE.EXE PATCH VER. 1.0.02
and disable it

I do not want to be updated to PATCH VER. 1.0.02
I do not want to call for Destruction of the Multiverse

You Must Not Allow This To Pass

（●´∀｀）ノ♡ Good Luck !!

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[ OOC NOTE: This will serve as an IC discussion post. Please threadjack and help each other plan ICly! For OOC planning, see the CR Meme. ]

Comments

[cachemoney]

I've met Asher! He's a student lawyer, it counts.

[dbag]

Oh, my god, that does not count. That's like saying you're okay with a student doctor performing your open heart surgery because quote-unquote it counts.

[cachemoney]

Open-heart surgery is not the same as taking you out of my will! I think I just need a notary for that.

[dbag]

Be honest, do you even have a will.

[cachemoney]

I have... an ECHO Recorder. Somewhere.

[dbag]

But does it have a will on it.

[cachemoney]

Oh, my god, yes. I'm not just listing my possessions.

[dbag]

...Aaaand I'm in it?

[cachemoney]

Weeeell. I haven't updated it, it's not here.

[dbag]

So you can't take me out of it! You can't take me out of what I was never in.

[cachemoney]

Hypothetically you're out. I'll add you in and then take you out.

[dbag]

So, what are you going to give me? And then take away.

[cachemoney]

My hats. Obviously. [Her most precious possessions.]

[dbag]

Oh. Okay. Yeah, you can take me out of your will.

[cachemoney]

Haha. Iiii... hate you. You're dead to me.

[dbag]

Too bad you won't get anything now that I'm dead, I took you out of my will, too.

[cachemoney]

Oh, nooo. If only I were kinder when you were still alive.

[dbag]

I know, now you'll never know what you were gonna get. That'll sure suck, to live the rest of your life in regret.

[cachemoney]

Guess I'll just have to learn to move on. In the arms of someone else.

[dbag]

Good, I want you to.




...But actually don't, ever. When I die, just be sad forever.

[cachemoney]

Yeah, obviously. I have my widow's garb picked out already.

[dbag]

Well, don't plan for my death, that's creepy. Now I feel like I have to sleep with one eye open.

[cachemoney]

Um, it's called preparedness.