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futurology2016-03-01 07:19 pm
twinpeak) wrote in futurology2016-03-01 07:19 pm
Entry tags:
- ana ramir (original),
- dipper pines (gravity falls),
- hellboy (hellboy/bprd),
- koltira deathweaver (world of warcraft),
- lancer (fate/),
- mabel pines (gravity falls),
- masamune date (sengoku basara),
- mikleo (tales of zestiria),
- olivia (fire emblem: awakening),
- papyrus (undertale),
- rick sanchez (rick & morty),
- rin tohsaka (fate/),
- sieglinde sullivan (black butler),
- steven quartz universe (steven universe)
video. un: G.SLQHV
Hey guys! Dipper here. Now that we're finally catching a break for once, my sister and I have decided we're taking this chance to officially celebrate our thirteenth birthday! Since if we were back home, it'd have already passed.
[ And from parts unseen (behind Dipper’s back, basically) out pops a girl with her cheeks puffed out and fist to her mouth, mimicking a blaring trumpet. If you’ve met them separately perhaps you never made the connection, but when put next to each other it’s inescapably obvious. Damn near identical: you’ve got two Pines for the price of one. ]
Brrph-drr-drr-drrrrph! Twins extraordinaire! And now, reckless teenagers on the loose!! Also hi I’m Mabel, I just got here. If Dipper gave you any trouble please message me privately, and I’ll be sure to deliver the appropriate amount of punishment noogies.
—What? Not before I noogie you first. [ Dipper shoves her gently back over his shoulder, good-natured and not without a brief flicker of a devious grin. ] More importantly, though—sooo we asked for a cake from the kitchens and it's pretty big! Y'know, the kind that's impossible for two people to eat alone. Anyone want some? It's all we can offer instead of a real birthday party, but hey, we're not against improvising!
The only thing we’re against is party poopers! [ She slams a surly fist down to the floor. ] YOU’RE BANNED! But everyone else! Come on down and bring your appetites! And your musical instruments if you have any! What’s a party without music? [ With a spoon, she deftly carves out a chunk of the cake (it’s chocolate on the inside, and it looks as if the jam between the layers might be strawberry) and shoves it into her mouth. She speaks thickly through the mess, beaming. ] Plus I gotta dance all this cake off! Mm-mm-mm!
Isn't that kind of like asking someone to bring a real trumpet? [ He eyes the camera, grimacing slightly. ] You're also banned if you plan to play a trumpet down here. Iiii think that's it before our banned list grows any longer!
Eh. Works for me. [ She swallows at last and waggles some jazz hands at the camera. ] Come cake with us!!
( BOTH PINES WILL BE TAGGING feel free to hassle them over the network or in person down in the dining hall, we're not doing a separate log for this silly nonsense. )
[ And from parts unseen (behind Dipper’s back, basically) out pops a girl with her cheeks puffed out and fist to her mouth, mimicking a blaring trumpet. If you’ve met them separately perhaps you never made the connection, but when put next to each other it’s inescapably obvious. Damn near identical: you’ve got two Pines for the price of one. ]
Brrph-drr-drr-drrrrph! Twins extraordinaire! And now, reckless teenagers on the loose!! Also hi I’m Mabel, I just got here. If Dipper gave you any trouble please message me privately, and I’ll be sure to deliver the appropriate amount of punishment noogies.
—What? Not before I noogie you first. [ Dipper shoves her gently back over his shoulder, good-natured and not without a brief flicker of a devious grin. ] More importantly, though—sooo we asked for a cake from the kitchens and it's pretty big! Y'know, the kind that's impossible for two people to eat alone. Anyone want some? It's all we can offer instead of a real birthday party, but hey, we're not against improvising!
The only thing we’re against is party poopers! [ She slams a surly fist down to the floor. ] YOU’RE BANNED! But everyone else! Come on down and bring your appetites! And your musical instruments if you have any! What’s a party without music? [ With a spoon, she deftly carves out a chunk of the cake (it’s chocolate on the inside, and it looks as if the jam between the layers might be strawberry) and shoves it into her mouth. She speaks thickly through the mess, beaming. ] Plus I gotta dance all this cake off! Mm-mm-mm!
Isn't that kind of like asking someone to bring a real trumpet? [ He eyes the camera, grimacing slightly. ] You're also banned if you plan to play a trumpet down here. Iiii think that's it before our banned list grows any longer!
Eh. Works for me. [ She swallows at last and waggles some jazz hands at the camera. ] Come cake with us!!
( BOTH PINES WILL BE TAGGING feel free to hassle them over the network or in person down in the dining hall, we're not doing a separate log for this silly nonsense. )
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But-]
You have cake for your birthday?That is how it is celebrated in the outside world?You're thirteen?
[It accidentally tumbles out in one big jealous blur.]
this is the saddest response i've seen to a birthday in my life
Of course there's cake! What else would there be!
I mean usually there's other stuff too like pinatas and punch, and presents. Friends and family....but we don't have that right now so, so cake it is!
[She takes a scoop off, one with a really good chunk of icing, and moves it inexorably towards the camera. Magic bracelet. Thinger.]
You want a piece? Eh? Eeeeeh?
she's so jealous hers happened during a firestorm ok thats all this is JEALOUSY
[She's getting puffier and puffier in the face as this goes on. How cruel fate had been, that the snow moon had risen during an accursed rain of fire, and- !]
Do not taunt me with your cake so!
[How dare they be a whole year older than her, to make this worse!!]
amazing, is there a firestorm every year or was that the defining moment of where it all went wrong
[Wow, this girl is intense.
BETTER COMBAT IT WITH EXTRA SUNSHINE!]
I'm not taunting, I'm inviting!! [Mabel throws her arm out to show the empty expanse of room around her and Dipper.] Come eat with us, total stranger! You know you wanna~
just the one spent in oska so bummer
[WHY IS THIS HAPPENING, WHY CAN'T SHE JUST BE NICE AND ACCEPT THE INVITATION]
I shall not be shown up in this manner!
if it makes her feel better that's probably when their real birthday happened too, burning buddies!!
it probably does sadly
[She gestures to... all of. This. Like that makes sense at all.]
Sieglinde "Salt Shaker" McAnime, envious child at large
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You don't have cake on your birthday?
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[... That doesn't answer the question but.]
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... Right! So, uh—yeah, we get cake, too. Eeeevery year.
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[It sure sounds special if it's a type of cake one can only eat once a year...]
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[Why would you give away cake that was for you to eat otherwise???]
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[No she. Didn't. But. She'd like to appear like she knows what is going on, at least.]
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