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Dagny ([personal profile] dagnyology) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-05-14 07:00 pm

VIDEO -> TEXT. UN: DAGNY.

[ Dagny's face appears on the network. Behind her are snowy plains, where small gnomes are jumping and playing. Her face is flushed from the cold, but she smiles. ]

Hello! I hope you're all doing well! The Timeline has finally computed your mission objective — sorry it took so long! Sometimes he gets a little slow. Now, I know he may seem— different, but he's always been correct! Just... ah, be careful when talking to him? He's a learning machine, and all he really knows is about missions, so sometimes he says some strange things when he goes off topic. But don't worry! He tries his best. I'll connect you to him now.

TIMELINE.EXE IS PROGRAMMED TO RELEASE MISSION PARAMETERS. MISSION OBSERVATION IS COMPLETE AND RESULTS FOR MISSION: Nalawi ARE AS FOLLOWS:

Hello World ( ゚▽゚)/ Take the hassle and confusion out of the
Mission,
Try this One Weird Trick!

To help NALAWI, you will need to DEFEAT the GODDESS NALANNI so the energy can return to the world.* In doing so, the people of NALAWI will LOSE THEIR POWERS but the world will continue on. If this objective is not reached, NALAWI will BURN OUT PREMATURELY.

*NOTE FROM TIMELINE.EXE: Giant squid of the Sea, too
2 or 0 Not 1! Thank you


[OOC NOTE: This will serve as an IC discussion post. The OOC discussion post is here!]
agrizzlysin: (fairy king ban??? ew gross)

[personal profile] agrizzlysin 2016-05-15 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
You trust something you can't even understand that implicitly?
agrizzlysin: (in 100 years you'll be dead)

[personal profile] agrizzlysin 2016-05-15 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's missing something here. This doesn't make sense yet. If ALASTAIR is judging the infallibleness of "The Timeline" by the fact that they all still exist, then all it takes is a single mistake for everything to suddenly not exist.]

The Cataclysm? Are you serious?
agrizzlysin: (my best friend is a helmet)

[personal profile] agrizzlysin 2016-05-15 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Excuse me if I've been busy since I was dropped into your survival exam and then sent to a damaged world to be kidnapped by cultists.

[Yes. Yes, he means to say he hasn't heard of the Cataclysm.

...

Sorry.
]
agrizzlysin: (i can fit in diane's boob window)

[personal profile] agrizzlysin 2016-05-15 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[King can't say he completely understands, but...]

Then there's no way to create more energy?
agrizzlysin: (wait is diane into size kink???)

[personal profile] agrizzlysin 2016-05-18 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Wait, hold up--!]

By creating conflict?
agrizzlysin: (she's like a mini snickers bar)

[personal profile] agrizzlysin 2016-05-19 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Which is more effective: creating or resolving conflict?