[Actually, you may not have misunderstood at all, Gil, because Keats, well...he kind of thinks he needs to do his job. He may be kidnapped by a strange organization and thrown into an alternate dimension, and he may not believe anything he's seeing, but damn him if he doesn't get a scoop out of this. Even if it is a hilarious scoop he'll probably chuckle over reading.]

[He works for an occult magazine, after all. Part of the stories in that thing are read for entertainment.]

Haha, alright, alright, calm down now, there's an order to these things. I'd have to record the thing, you see, so a possible interview could only be done face to face. Plus, I'm sure you would have a lot to say. I'd have to take notes, and all.