No, that's not right! As The Now Famous Papyrus, I decree that anyone who is a fan of me is never a loser! Unless we are ALL losers! Then it's okay to be one.

What do I do? Well... Right now, I'm working on being a master chef and making friends with everyone here! Once I'm perfect at those two things, I'm going to go back to training to be a Guardsman! Or something like that.