[ew, the second.]

I'm plenty old enough to understand everything you have to say.

[though she fails to realize that either "hanging up" or ignoring him are probably the best tactics for her, here. then again, neither of them are any better?]

I care not about you, but because I'm protecting my swan. People like you need to hear up front that no funny business is going to be tolerated. So I'm warning you.