Well, I've had this haircut for a long time, and so far I haven't heard any flack about it. Except from you, who apparently wants to recreate it in secret because of your rather obvious hair jealousy.

[His eyes narrow in an almost devious expression.] You're welcome to come and pull on it to test how real it is, if you'd like. I have the feeling yours might not pass the test if I do it to you, though.