!IMPORTANT! video; username: 82736775

[ricksybusiness]

[The video is from everyone's favorite camera-shy mad scientist, 82736775. This time, he's not even present in a carefully-framed way; he appears to just be using his jewellery as a Go-Pro.

The view is a large machine in the middle of the woods. It's crudely constructed, with loud, grinding gears and exhaust tubes belching smoke. There are three figures scurrying about -- Dipper, Shiki, and Hide, for those of you who would recognize them -- pulling levers and turning cranks and struggling to hear each other over the machine's groaning. Jars of fairy goop hang off the thing like lanterns in a coal mine.]

Listen uuuup, bitcheesss!

[The view jerks, then readjusts as the sky comes into focus.]

Thanks to my genius and everybody else's scrappy, can-do attitude, we're about to make scientific history. By which I mean w-we're about to blow this bullshit away.

[His hand enters the frame. He is flipping off the sky.]

Engage Operation: Fuck You, Magic!

[The frame stays centered on the sky, though the machine's groaning reaches almost deafening levels. Above the cacophony, there's a high-pitched whining: something is warming up. All over Chantes, the ground shakes.

Then bright green fills the screen and everything is so loud that it's almost silent. Those of you who are at a distance may see a gigantic green beam shooting into the sky just before everything turns bright white for a few long seconds.

And suddenly, there is light. Stars. Two moons. The sky is back.

82736775 is laughing maniacally. He swings the frame around to the giant machine, which has blasted wide open: smoking panels have fallen to the ground, exposing frayed wires. His assistants are also on the ground, looking dazed.]

Suck my dick, Narnia! Haha, yeah!

Now let's figure out what to do and get the hell off this rock! Team science, ouuuut!

[ ooc. IMPORTANT! the sun is now returned. from this point on, there are normal day-night cycles in chantes! be aware there are two moons, and the sun rises in the west. use this post to discuss what to do now! threadjacking encouraged. thank you to my fellow players and our modteam for making this plot so successful! i love you all.

UPDATE! check this thread for conversation on a peaceful option. ]

Comments

[ VIDEO; ]

[naturallywavy]

_{[ who are you calling a messy albino?? ]}

Maybe you're right. Nothing sweet would come out of you.
Just a lot of shit. 'Cause you're full of it.

_{[ round 3, FIGHT!!!
for no reason whatsoever.. ]}

video;

[headlining]

I think the term you're looking for is "blood". Since, you know, that comes out of people when you hit them.

[THESE TWO ARE SO DUMB THEY CAN FIGHT OVER LITERALLY NOTHING]

...Do you have anything better to do than insulting me?

[ VIDEO ]

[naturallywavy]

_{[ this guy is totally, absolutely serious. What the hell. ]}

It's an insult, dumbass. Do I need to dumb those down for you now, too?
Did your pretty hair suck up all your intelligence? Is that what is happening? Is that why it has so much sheen?

_{[ apparently not, Keats. This is all he wants to do right now. ]}

video; 1/2

[headlining]

I think you're already dumbing them down for yourself. I'm surprised you can even understand words, that's quite the feat.

[His eyes are just rolling over from the sheer stupidity of this argument. What a waste of his time.]

Excuse me, did you just call my hair "pretty"? [There's a pause. A long pause. And then something clicks.]

video; 2/2

[headlining]

[Oh, and would you look at that. He's grinning like the cat who ate the canary.]

Are you jealous of me?

[naturallywavy]

_{[ —bingo, Keats. ]}

Why would I be jealous of sheen hair and butt hair on your face? What does it matter if it's slick and straight?
Hey, are you wanting to be friends? Is that what you want? You're wanting more compliments like friends, aren't you?

Best to have kinky hair and intelligence then straight hair and a lack of brains, you moron.

[headlining]

You're the one who brought it up. Clearly, you have a fixation on it.

[That smile on his face is never leaving, thanks Gintoki.]

Oh, don't worry, I don't need friends. Do you need some friends to compliment that white mop on your head, though? Because unfortunately, I can't provide that service.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ your smile is gross. ]}

Between a compliment from you and having all of my nosehair pulled out, I'd rather have my nosehair pulled out one by one.
You don't deserve friends when you have hair like that.

_{[ this is personal. ]}

[headlining]

Ah, that painful, eh? Maybe I should think about giving you some compliments in the future, if you're so resistant to the idea of them.

[He laughs. Now, he's no longer annoyed. He's just 1000% amused.]

You say that like I really care about that. Though, I wonder what you're thinking now..."if I had hair like that, maybe I could have all the friends", probably.

[naturallywavy]

More like I'm glad I don't have hair like that so people won't thin of me as a girl with sheen hair.
What is that? Is that actually a toupee? Nobody gives a crap if your head is actually Kr*llin, baldy.

[headlining]

Well, I've had this haircut for a long time, and so far I haven't heard any flack about it. Except from you, who apparently wants to recreate it in secret because of your rather obvious hair jealousy.

[His eyes narrow in an almost devious expression.] You're welcome to come and pull on it to test how real it is, if you'd like. I have the feeling yours might not pass the test if I do it to you, though.

[naturallywavy]

What the hell is that supposed to mean? I have plenty of hair on my head! Too much of it! All the ladies are jealous of how much I have!
You can have it! Take it, take it!

[headlining]

So, you hate your hair so much that you'd rather go bald, if you're offering it so willingly to me.

[His tone is ever so deadpan.]

My, my, what a life you lead.