futurology | !IMPORTANT! video; username: 82736775

[The video is from everyone's favorite camera-shy mad scientist, 82736775. This time, he's not even present in a carefully-framed way; he appears to just be using his jewellery as a Go-Pro.

The view is a large machine in the middle of the woods. It's crudely constructed, with loud, grinding gears and exhaust tubes belching smoke. There are three figures scurrying about -- Dipper, Shiki, and Hide, for those of you who would recognize them -- pulling levers and turning cranks and struggling to hear each other over the machine's groaning. Jars of fairy goop hang off the thing like lanterns in a coal mine.]

Listen uuuup, bitcheesss!

[The view jerks, then readjusts as the sky comes into focus.]

Thanks to my genius and everybody else's scrappy, can-do attitude, we're about to make scientific history. By which I mean w-we're about to blow this bullshit away.

[His hand enters the frame. He is flipping off the sky.]

Engage Operation: Fuck You, Magic!

[The frame stays centered on the sky, though the machine's groaning reaches almost deafening levels. Above the cacophony, there's a high-pitched whining: something is warming up. All over Chantes, the ground shakes.

Then bright green fills the screen and everything is so loud that it's almost silent. Those of you who are at a distance may see a gigantic green beam shooting into the sky just before everything turns bright white for a few long seconds.

And suddenly, there is light. Stars. Two moons. The sky is back.

82736775 is laughing maniacally. He swings the frame around to the giant machine, which has blasted wide open: smoking panels have fallen to the ground, exposing frayed wires. His assistants are also on the ground, looking dazed.]

Suck my dick, Narnia! Haha, yeah!

Now let's figure out what to do and get the hell off this rock! Team science, ouuuut!

[ ooc. IMPORTANT! the sun is now returned. from this point on, there are normal day-night cycles in chantes! be aware there are two moons, and the sun rises in the west. use this post to discuss what to do now! threadjacking encouraged. thank you to my fellow players and our modteam for making this plot so successful! i love you all.

UPDATE! check this thread for conversation on a peaceful option. ]

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Name one thing I've screwed up on!

I don't see you making any attempts to help with anything! All you do is fly around and laugh in people's faces!

Are you sure you'd want me to say it all out loud?

No. Just your face. If you really want to know, I'm working on a way to get back to Homeworld.

I have nothing to hide.

[And she says this with utmost confidence. There's a sound of Pearl rolling her eyes with a scoff.]

Of course you are. Running back home to the Diamond Authorty.

Highly unlikely.

Yes. Reporting back to my Diamond. And I think she'll like what I've found.

[Oh dear stars.]

Your Diamond doesn't care about you. She only cares about herself and her selfish aspirations.

Oh, now you're worried. Her selfish aspirations are a benefit to all those loyal to Gem-kind! She can find usefulness in everything! She could even find good worth from this dirtball of a planet!

You're the one who only cares about her own selfish aspirations, rebel.

I would never let her harm a speck on this planet, you can count on that.

My aspirations are for all living things! You, on the other hand, wouldn't give a care in the world for any organic! Your Diamond is nothing but a monster, which you follow blindly!

A Diamond against a Pearl?? I'd pay to see that fight!!

She is a perfect being, and it's sad you've fallen so far from Homeworld to see that. I'd say I pity you, if you were even worth that much.

If she's so perfect, why did she lose so many during the rebellion?

No one is perfect.

[Gems who fought in the war fought as well as they could. And they were replaced, when they were broken. As simple as that.]

Whittled your numbers down to three, didn't she?

[She falters slightly. Ouch, what a blow.]

You forget, there's four of us.

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I didn't forget. There's the Fusion, the Quartz, the Hybrid, and the Accessory.

Funny to hear that coming from a coward!

Is that supposed to be an insult?? I know I'm not supposed to fight, idiot!

You hide behind other capable Gems and let them do the dirty work for you!

You're afraid to do anything yourself, even if it's something new!

I do what I'm supposed to! Are you seriously trying to tell me I should have fought you instead of having Jasper do it?!

I'm not!!

Why do you think the Crystal Gems survived this long? It's because of our teamwork!

And yes you are! You thought a snowball was a weapon!

And that's not how things work on Homeworld! JASPERS fight, and PERIDOTS drive the ship!!

[What goes unsaid: I don't know how to fight.]

I know it's not now! But you thought my Robonoid was a weapon, which it isn't. You don't know everything!

[What goes unsaid again: I don't know everything either.]

You, on the other hand, seem to know absolutely nothing at all.

[Show's over, ladies. He's heard just about enough.]

Insult my Master once more and you will have much bigger problem on your hands than your insufferably large mouth, trollop.

Uh, I'm not talking to you?

I suspect you won't be doing very much of it with a few blades lodged down your throat, no.

I don't know what kind of deal she has with you- bodyguard? Escort? I don't care.

She can't call me a coward if she has to have someone step in to talk for her.

He does not speak for me.

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Gilgamesh. That's quite enough.

It is shameful that you would let such insects disrespect you, Pearl.

[But he'll settle down. For now. Otherwise threatened blade spearing will wind up the least violent suggestion on the list.]

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