Uh, no... not all of us?! Papyrus isn't. Plenty of monsters are just regular citizens. And not all of our guards are dogs but the way! Just the Snowdin Canine Unit! The Royal Guard is very diverse!

[ Just to get that out there. ]

Humans have always caused us problems! They're the ones who put us underground in the first place and then they have to go and come to the Underground. It's our job to protect the Underground and our king from humans, and gather their souls so that we can finally escape!

...or it was. It's kind of weird right now though!