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Mabel "Hog Whisperer" Pines ([personal profile] ackingcraycray) wrote in [community profile] futurology 2016-02-26 03:42 pm (UTC)

[The door cracks open and she looks up. And up. And up.]

Whoa...

[Now here's a woman who's good to ride every attraction at the amusement park. Centaur, sorry. But still though, that's twice the neck craning she has to do with normal adults. Does JC Peggy have a section for clothes that big?

OH RIGHT THE RIDDLE.]


Oh! Aha. Hmm. Nut hole... [This one is a toughie. Tap tap tap goes her finger to her chin.] A mental patient! Getting open heart surgery!

[Immediately she shakes her head.] No no Mabel, that's a stretch.

But ahum...Nut hole. Nut with a hole. Hole nut. [GADZOOKS! Inspiration strikes, straightening her upright. She slams her fist into her palm.] Donut!

It's donut. Is it a donut? I'm right, right?

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