text 💎 un: Tohsaka Rin

[defenceless]

If anyone knows how to melt gold, get in contact with me.

[because someone lost her fire powers. yep, that's it. for the most part...

but a brief addition to the message appears a second later.]

If your suggestion is to make something phallic out of it, feel free to still reply. That way I'll know who to mark for execution.

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[defenceless]

[no, she is not.]

Saber, you're so dashing. Whatever am I going to do with you? You tell a girl it's your responsibility to protect her—

[basically: ]

Come to me now, then. Let's reestablish our bond, if only partially.

[defenceless]

What kind of last name is "Nails"...?

[oh, boy. whatever.]

There's also not a lot of information to market around here, unless you want to end up creamed by a stronger recruit.

1/2

[nichocolatine]

Dunno
What kinda name is Tohsaka

[ toe sucker???? ]

[defenceless]

Haven't you heard of keeping your riches close to your chest?

[that probably isn't a saying, rin.]

I'm not lugging it around in a form it'd be easier for someone to steal. Awkwardly-shaped round things roll. A flat bar of gold or a handful of coins is much more secure.

2/3

[nichocolatine]

Anyway don't insult my professionalism

3/3

[nichocolatine]

95% of the time I don't even get caught!

[defenceless]

[oh, wow. there is a story behind it?!

And...?

[sorry, papyrus, she is also sinful as hell.]

[defenceless]

You monsters certainly come in a variety.

Text;

[defenceless]

I didn't ask you if you were, but yes, if you're wondering, it's better to state your points clearly and skip the unnecessary flourish.

I don't understand what you're asking. You know it, but you don't have skill or talent? What advice am I taking?

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[blacksilk]

That's hardly a flourish. I can do better. That said, I prefer not to assume that you'll take my advice wholeheartedly. I've offered you information. You don't know me, so it's up to you to determine the worth of it all.

I'm only asking for you to consider it carefully even if we aren't acquainted.

[defenceless]

[it's a good move because this waterfowl is as rude as shit as rin is.

she sighs and waves her hand like this question doesn't even deserve to be asked.]

I put her inside a magical barrier when she needs to be transported.

[boneafide]

AND YOU FAILED THE TEST, RIN. IF HAVING BABIES IS PERVERSE, THEN WE SHOULDN'T BE TALKING ABOUT IT ON THE NETWORK! NUMBER ONE DUTY OF A DEFENDER OF INNOCENCE AND JUSTICE!!

[defenceless]

[don't insert your lewdness into badou's internal brackets]

So, what are you going to be doing around here? Spying on deer? Searching for the latest scoop?

Text;

[defenceless]

Thank you for announcing the obvious.

I don't just act on everything I read, of course.

Well, thanks for the concern, but it's also a little weird to say something like that to me. I'm not stupid.

wow

[defenceless]

It was purely an intellectual curiosity.

[for the most part, that's pretty much the truth. you can't say you're a race of monsters, with many distinctive participants, and you're made of magic without having a magus wonder how new monsters are created.]

But, whatever. Suit yourself. Are we done here? Let's continue to keep a close eye on the network.

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[blacksilk]

I'm surprised as well. You don't exercise very much caution with strangers if this conversation is indicative of your behavior.

[It was a very generous estimate. He only really took a single dimensional perspective of her, there.]

[evantuality]

I'm pretty sure that's a metaphor.

Do you not have, like, a backpack? Or I don't know... pockets? The argument could be made that coins are a much more tempting target than some theoretical awkwardly shaped round thing. Much easier to make off with a coin or two than a big golden target.

[Okay, now he's just arguing for the sake of arguing.]

look im not about to make up a "how monster babies are made" headcanon for you

[boneafide]

I SUPPOSE IF IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO YOU, I CAN TELL YOU IN PERSON.

Text;

[defenceless]

To the contrary, aren't I being the very definition of cautious?

I don't know why I would need to be more on my guard around you. We're communicating through text. What can you do to me?

[defenceless]

[yeah, he is.]

I don't care what you think. In my opinion, a big, fat, solid gold egg would get snatched up right away, over one or two coins.

you can shame me on plurk tho

[defenceless]

No, Papyrus. Unfortunately, you've already embarrassed me.

ill shame everyone on plurk

[boneafide]

...WAIT, REALLY??

[invisiblade]

[she wants to protect Rin's non-existent innocence.]

Understood.

[except she doesn't understand at all.]

You need only relay your whereabouts to me and I will seek you out post haste.

you can't be stopped

[defenceless]

Yes. Show more discretion around the fragile feelings of young women.

1/2

[defenceless]

[excuse you, she still has her innocence?!?! to some degree... she has to save something for shirou.]

Saber...

[okay. on second thought, this is getting to be a little too much for her. she can't just be so cruel and toy around with saber this time. plus, she doesn't want to be disappointed or waste her time if she's really unwilling to help rin out in a tangible way. (lbr, it's probably more of that last reason.)]