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mr. boy if you're nasty ([personal profile] hellshaped) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-04-07 11:29 am

audio; username: hb

[Hellboy is largely uncomfortable putting his face out there for public consumption, so he defaults to audio. His tone is businesslike but friendly, and there's no indication whatsoever that he's anything but human.]

So we've been here about a month now. Nalawi, I mean. Now that things have settled down and we aren't dealing with typhoons and other things [he's talking about parties], we should probably convene and talk about this case.

Has anyone found anything that could point to where their goddess has gone? Things are getting pretty hairy here; I've seen some pretty strange stuff that I think can get out of control if we don't find out a way to help them soon.

Any clues or ideas would be helpful, so don't be afraid to share what you've found. Even if you don't think it means anything, maybe it'll help someone else solve a puzzle.

Even if we can't find a way to bring their powers back, this place is headed for some really bad stuff if we aren't careful. So let's figure it out.
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[personal profile] nichocolatine 2016-04-07 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't say you said they are either

[ plenty of fingers here, but let's not get started on pointing just yet ]

I'm just asking, y'know?
Dunno 'bout you but I don't like going into jobs not knowing the nitty and gritty of it
"They're going to die" seems kinda dramatic though, huh??
So they can't use them powers to steer their boats anymore
So we give 'em an oar or something, done

Unless there's something else I'm missing
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[personal profile] nichocolatine 2016-04-07 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Dunno if they hating on redheads or something
But they didn't seem too eager to be helped

Then again I guess I'd be pretty pissy, too, if my entire way of living was suddenly up in smoke

Still
I woulda hoped they'da been chattier
Edited 2016-04-07 21:54 (UTC)
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[personal profile] nichocolatine 2016-04-08 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair enough
Still not gonna get 'em anywhere, though

Though I'm more surprised we still ain't got no words from The Authorities
It's been a few weeks for you guys now, ain't it??
For an organization bent on fixing shit
They sure ain't got their own shit together
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[personal profile] nichocolatine 2016-04-08 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ back up— ]

Say what now
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[personal profile] nichocolatine 2016-04-11 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ .... ]

Well shit son
That clears a few things up, I guess


[ he had a feeling all that benevolence had to be a load of BS ]
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[personal profile] nichocolatine 2016-04-11 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Like there probably ain't gonna be any winning in this, no matter what
Thanks, though
You just go by "HB" or what
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[personal profile] nichocolatine 2016-04-11 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ badou waves a hand in the air, but it's a useless gesture considering this is a text message. ]

"This" being general, I mean
It's like you said — it ain't as easy as "fixing" makes it seem
Whatever happens, someone somewhere's not gonna be happy


[ but hey — that's life. ]

Hellboy? Seriously??

[ well... who's he to judge, really. ]

Your parents musta been a real riot.
m'Badou. Badou Nails.
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[personal profile] nichocolatine 2016-04-11 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Never been much of a praying man...
You?


[ he makes a few assumptions, with a name like "hellboy" — but he catches himself in time. what's in a name, anyhow? ]

Last name
So I ain't really got any room to talk, heh
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[personal profile] nichocolatine 2016-04-12 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Well seems like you'd be in good company here

Me, I prefer to smoke my problems away
Heh