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Dagny ([personal profile] dagnyology) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-05-14 07:00 pm

VIDEO -> TEXT. UN: DAGNY.

[ Dagny's face appears on the network. Behind her are snowy plains, where small gnomes are jumping and playing. Her face is flushed from the cold, but she smiles. ]

Hello! I hope you're all doing well! The Timeline has finally computed your mission objective — sorry it took so long! Sometimes he gets a little slow. Now, I know he may seem— different, but he's always been correct! Just... ah, be careful when talking to him? He's a learning machine, and all he really knows is about missions, so sometimes he says some strange things when he goes off topic. But don't worry! He tries his best. I'll connect you to him now.

TIMELINE.EXE IS PROGRAMMED TO RELEASE MISSION PARAMETERS. MISSION OBSERVATION IS COMPLETE AND RESULTS FOR MISSION: Nalawi ARE AS FOLLOWS:

Hello World ( ゚▽゚)/ Take the hassle and confusion out of the
Mission,
Try this One Weird Trick!

To help NALAWI, you will need to DEFEAT the GODDESS NALANNI so the energy can return to the world.* In doing so, the people of NALAWI will LOSE THEIR POWERS but the world will continue on. If this objective is not reached, NALAWI will BURN OUT PREMATURELY.

*NOTE FROM TIMELINE.EXE: Giant squid of the Sea, too
2 or 0 Not 1! Thank you


[OOC NOTE: This will serve as an IC discussion post. The OOC discussion post is here!]

[personal profile] babbylon 2016-05-15 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, guuuuuuurl, it's on.]

Five stacks of gold say I kill one faster than you kill the other.
respired: and turns them to hunters (starts so soft and sweet)

[personal profile] respired 2016-05-15 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ His voice is an excitable--excited--growl. ]

I have only three remaining to my name.

[personal profile] babbylon 2016-05-15 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
I shall bill the remaining two under "alternative payment" once you lose, then.
respired: and it sets you free (if you search your soul)

[personal profile] respired 2016-05-15 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS HITTING ON HIM AT INOPPORTUNE MOMENTS ]

I will not lose.
digophelia: (no)

i'm sorry you love me

[personal profile] digophelia 2016-05-15 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
You'll lose.

it true I do

[personal profile] babbylon 2016-05-15 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
You'll just say anything to be contrary, won't you?

[He's onto you, you little shit.]
digophelia: (Nature's actors in tragedies we play)

[personal profile] digophelia 2016-05-15 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
No.

[ Well, partially. ]

[personal profile] babbylon 2016-05-15 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Yes.

[Deeply philosophical conversations with Gil and Alice.]
digophelia: (-_-)

[personal profile] digophelia 2016-05-15 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
I think he's stronger than you.

[ Now she's trying to rub it in. ]

[personal profile] babbylon 2016-05-15 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
I think you are very short and very ugly.

[#SICK BURN]
digophelia: (We said a black mass)

[personal profile] digophelia 2016-05-15 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
I'm fully aware of my height. At least I don't need anything to compensate that and and my looks with gold.

[ She doesn't think she's that attractive, so whatever. ]

[personal profile] babbylon 2016-05-15 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
GET SQUASHED, YOU WRETCHED GIRL!

[DISCONNECTS]
digophelia: (Astral blood pours forth)

[personal profile] digophelia 2016-05-15 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Mission accomplished. THAT IS WHAT YOU GET. ]