VIDEO -> TEXT. UN: DAGNY.

[dagnyology]

[ Dagny's face appears on the network. Behind her are snowy plains, where small gnomes are jumping and playing. Her face is flushed from the cold, but she smiles. ]

Hello! I hope you're all doing well! The Timeline has finally computed your mission objective — sorry it took so long! Sometimes he gets a little slow. Now, I know he may seem— different, but he's always been correct! Just... ah, be careful when talking to him? He's a learning machine, and all he really knows is about missions, so sometimes he says some strange things when he goes off topic. But don't worry! He tries his best. I'll connect you to him now.

TIMELINE.EXE IS PROGRAMMED TO RELEASE MISSION PARAMETERS. MISSION OBSERVATION IS COMPLETE AND RESULTS FOR MISSION: Nalawi ARE AS FOLLOWS:

Hello World ( ﾟ▽ﾟ)/ Take the hassle and confusion out of the
Mission,
Try this One Weird Trick!

To help NALAWI, you will need to DEFEAT the GODDESS NALANNI so the energy can return to the world.* In doing so, the people of NALAWI will LOSE THEIR POWERS but the world will continue on. If this objective is not reached, NALAWI will BURN OUT PREMATURELY.

*NOTE FROM TIMELINE.EXE: Giant squid of the Sea, too
2 or 0 Not 1! Thank you

[OOC NOTE: This will serve as an IC discussion post. The OOC discussion post is here!]

Comments

[twinpeak]

Ooh, yeah, pine needles are kind of the worst. ... Second only to a lot of pebbles, if I gotta be honest. You totally gotta try out regular leaves—nothing beats that.

[boneafide]

I can't wait to try regular leaves!! I'll start collecting them for us now!!

[Even though he still isn't quite sure what they look like. May wind up with palm tree leaves.]

[twinpeak]

Whoa, hey—you don't have to be in that much of a hurry.

[boneafide]

Why not! I'm always in this much of a hurry, anyway!! But at least now I'll be doing something!!

[twinpeak]

Really? ... On second thought, maybe it's not at all surprising you have this much energy basically all the time, huh.

[boneafide]

What do you mean it's not surprising?

[twinpeak]

Heh, well, y'know... You seem like the kind of guy who's always in a good mood, looking on the bright side of life and all. It's...

[ A lot like how his sister was, usually, so it's a type of personality Dipper is all too familiar with. ]

It kinda goes hand in hand, or something like that.

[boneafide]

Well, I can't deny that those words do accurately describe me!

Hand in hand with greatness, you mean?? Because those are the characteristics of someone who is Very Great!

[twinpeak]

... Heh, yeah, it's true. You're pretty cool, Papyrus.

[ How could he stay in a grumpy mood like this... ]

[boneafide]

I-I am pretty cool, yes! Despite it being a thing... I already knew... Thank you for saying so. One... doesn't stop appreciating being told they are cool, despite how frequently it happens! So frequently.

You, too, are a very cool human, Dipper.