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Dagny ([personal profile] dagnyology) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-05-14 07:00 pm

VIDEO -> TEXT. UN: DAGNY.

[ Dagny's face appears on the network. Behind her are snowy plains, where small gnomes are jumping and playing. Her face is flushed from the cold, but she smiles. ]

Hello! I hope you're all doing well! The Timeline has finally computed your mission objective — sorry it took so long! Sometimes he gets a little slow. Now, I know he may seem— different, but he's always been correct! Just... ah, be careful when talking to him? He's a learning machine, and all he really knows is about missions, so sometimes he says some strange things when he goes off topic. But don't worry! He tries his best. I'll connect you to him now.

TIMELINE.EXE IS PROGRAMMED TO RELEASE MISSION PARAMETERS. MISSION OBSERVATION IS COMPLETE AND RESULTS FOR MISSION: Nalawi ARE AS FOLLOWS:

Hello World ( ゚▽゚)/ Take the hassle and confusion out of the
Mission,
Try this One Weird Trick!

To help NALAWI, you will need to DEFEAT the GODDESS NALANNI so the energy can return to the world.* In doing so, the people of NALAWI will LOSE THEIR POWERS but the world will continue on. If this objective is not reached, NALAWI will BURN OUT PREMATURELY.

*NOTE FROM TIMELINE.EXE: Giant squid of the Sea, too
2 or 0 Not 1! Thank you


[OOC NOTE: This will serve as an IC discussion post. The OOC discussion post is here!]

[personal profile] babbylon 2016-05-17 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
It would be very shameful to lose out to you in any regard.

[But his broad grin suggests he's being sporting about it. More than sporting, really.]

Worry not, Masamune. I would see this task done, and then... we can merrily return to acting as though you loathe me in public.

[A pause, and—]

That is the game we are playing, is it not?
wardance: words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind. (♯i rolled over and my thoughts became)

[personal profile] wardance 2016-05-18 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

[ W T F . ]

Are you telling me you threatened to publicly dominate me because we're playing a game...

[personal profile] babbylon 2016-05-18 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Winning smile.]

I was under the distinct impression we have been for quite some time.
wardance: anything. (♯ᴀɴʜᴇᴅᴏɴɪᴄ. it means you can't enjoy)

[personal profile] wardance 2016-05-18 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
...'For some time' would be since when.

[personal profile] babbylon 2016-05-18 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Speaking as a rough estimate?

Since we met.
wardance: from panera down my throat (♯i just want someone to shove bread)

[personal profile] wardance 2016-05-18 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
You almost skewered me with more weapons than would fit the surface area of my entire body when we first met. [ It was bound to be a very violent game of magical chairs. ]

[personal profile] babbylon 2016-05-18 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
I enjoy a bit of brutality with my foreplay.

[Or a lot.]
wardance: Because last time, they were balls. (♯are you sure these aren't balls?)

[personal profile] wardance 2016-05-18 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
The fuck, you can't foreplay that early-- did you even know my name at that point?

[personal profile] babbylon 2016-05-18 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Did it matter?
wardance: can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? (♯i'm not so good with the advice...)

[personal profile] wardance 2016-05-18 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Not to you, I guess.


--Wait; so if we're pretending I loathe you publicly, what do I really feel, according to you?

[personal profile] babbylon 2016-05-18 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
I do not believe that to be a conversation meant for this particular venue.

[Evading the question? Him? Never.]

Speak with me once I return victorious. Then we shall see.
wardance: (♯sorry i don't speak "I never get laid")

[personal profile] wardance 2016-05-18 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ what has he done to deserve this. ugh. ]

...I'll make sincere effort not to drown myself before then.