VIDEO -> TEXT. UN: DAGNY.

[dagnyology]

[ Dagny's face appears on the network. Behind her are snowy plains, where small gnomes are jumping and playing. Her face is flushed from the cold, but she smiles. ]

Hello! I hope you're all doing well! The Timeline has finally computed your mission objective — sorry it took so long! Sometimes he gets a little slow. Now, I know he may seem— different, but he's always been correct! Just... ah, be careful when talking to him? He's a learning machine, and all he really knows is about missions, so sometimes he says some strange things when he goes off topic. But don't worry! He tries his best. I'll connect you to him now.

TIMELINE.EXE IS PROGRAMMED TO RELEASE MISSION PARAMETERS. MISSION OBSERVATION IS COMPLETE AND RESULTS FOR MISSION: Nalawi ARE AS FOLLOWS:

Hello World ( ﾟ▽ﾟ)/ Take the hassle and confusion out of the
Mission,
Try this One Weird Trick!

To help NALAWI, you will need to DEFEAT the GODDESS NALANNI so the energy can return to the world.* In doing so, the people of NALAWI will LOSE THEIR POWERS but the world will continue on. If this objective is not reached, NALAWI will BURN OUT PREMATURELY.

*NOTE FROM TIMELINE.EXE: Giant squid of the Sea, too
2 or 0 Not 1! Thank you

[OOC NOTE: This will serve as an IC discussion post. The OOC discussion post is here!]

Comments

[perma_banned]

Isn't it obvious~? Decent orders are usually boring ones.

[Ban showed a sneer that was none too reassuring.]

If we have something ridiculous to accomplish, then we won't be spared any excitement!

[kikoku]

... Fine, you go have fun trying to kill goddesses.

It must be nice, not having to worry about getting injured or killed, Ban-ya.
[Said with no small amount of disdain for your flippant attitude.]

[perma_banned]

Kahaha!! Yeah, you're right about that.

An immortal wouldn't ever have any issue with a fight like thiiis.

[If he was immortal, anyway. Ban was relaxed for entirely different and very specific reasons.

Law didn't have the same sort of deathwish Ban had.]

Be worried all you want. If you don't act, you'll probably regret it, anyway~. So far, though--how successful has everybody been, trying to reason things out? It's about time we did something stupid as hell.

[kikoku]

Hard pass.
[He's no fun.]

Someone who knows how to put people back together aught to sit out anyway. I'll save my energy for the recovery effort.
[A pause.]

I've had enough excitement from this trip already.

[perma_banned]

Combat medic, huh? Thought you were joking about that Doctor bit.

[That and Ban was more accustomed to magical healers, at least. Clerics were more common than physicians in their day and age when healing magic was easier to learn than various conditions of the body and the potency of herbs when it came to working with blood and infections.

He lifted a brow.]

Can't say I'm surprised you'd reprise yourself to that role, though~. Looks like it'd take a team of horses to drag you out of a sorry mood.

[kikoku]

I wouldn't joke about being a doctor. That's irresponsible.
[Again, no fun.]

I assume you won't need my help, but if you find someone who does, feel free to refer them. [It seems like he's going to proceed without addressing that last comment, but then;]
Also you can keep your comments about my attitude to yourself.

[perma_banned]

Refer them to Raffle Jaw. Got it.

[He made a 'hush' gesture in total sincerity.

Ban had his moments.]

[kikoku]

Trafalgar.

[No fun x3 combo]

[perma_banned]

Ahhh? Didn't hear y--

[Ban hung up.]