[Evan, whose pride is not so injured by the event now that the final lingering physical signs have been dealt with, actually laughs at that.]

What, by rolling around on the ground and screaming? Or by repeatedly almost passing out while getting carried around? [He shakes his head.] I took it like anyone who doesn't especially want to lose an eye would take it.

And I mean. Important lesson learned. I think next time I come across a pint-sized little ball of malice I'm not going to play catch with it.