You! [The accusatory tone is tempered by the young man's bright grin.]

I know you are an adept fibber if ever there was one, or at least that you fooled me. I feel like there's one out of three of those that sounds strictly likely to be true... which makes me suspect that you put it in there aside two very mad-sounding things on purpose.

I also don't know anyone who'd admit to being ticklish if they didn't have to.

Is it the horn thing?