Aside from the flavor profile and blatant texture issues? But please, make it your next business endeavor, I'm sure you'll find someone to fully endorse it.

[ there's a faint smile that ghosts across his face. there's some amusement, and very little offense. people questioning what he is doesn't make him less of what he is, after all. ]

This is going into the realm of personal preference, rather than that of divinity. You mortals are funny in that way, you know—you've certain expectations for things and you let those details trip you up. [ there's an exasperated sigh. ] It's not the foods someone likes that makes someone what they are, it's the nature of of it that does that.

For example, if you enjoyed auroch tongue tartare with a side of pickled cockroach legs, it wouldn't make you a cave dwelling dwarf, would it?

[ he's gonna get you back for that Dorito milkshake comment, friend. ]