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nerd baby ([personal profile] selfimage) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-07-28 03:25 pm

VIDEO. UN: LOKI

[ the sound of the wind storm hollows dully against the cave walls. Loki's squidge, Bacon, can half be seen crawling in the confines of his tacky green jacket and over his knee from where he sits, sometimes ducking and squeaking when a particularly large gust hits. to keep it from screaming, Loki offers his fingers absently, which the little squidge pulls on with its pudgy arms before ducking low again. ]

Hello there, it seems like we'll be waiting this out for some time considering the weather-type circumstances. While we're all rotting away, etcetera etcetera, I thought we could amuse ourselves with a game. A little bit of team bonding funtimes, so to say. [ he twists a dark nailed hand in the air, gesturing. ]

Soo—oo ... it's called Two Truths and a Lie. How do you play? Glad you asked, it's simple! Give two true statements about yourself and add a lie to the mix, shake it up then toss it out there and see if your team members know you well enough to spot the lie.

Usually this is done with copious amounts of alcohol, but we're lacking at the moment. [ pause. ] But—ah—you could always enjoy the satisfaction of being right. It's not like we're doing much else.

NOTE | Feel free to threadjack if that's your thing!! :****
forcevisions: (i just wanna sit around)

[personal profile] forcevisions 2016-07-28 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He gets this look on his face for just a second, like she's said something wrong, and Rey furrows her brow trying to figure out what it is. But she has no way to know. It does confirm, though, that there are still many things she doesn't understand about Urahara. ]

That's alright. I didn't have many friends back home, either. [ Well she had like three and then ONE OF THEM DIED. ]
predomination: sadly your man is not me. but he could be like me if he wore a BITCHIN' HAT. (⚛ look at your man. now back at me.)

[personal profile] predomination 2016-07-29 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
[there's a response in his head, scripted and laid out to cause the most frustration and to put even more distance between her and this subject.

but at the last second, he flips the script, and sighs, the sound still the overly dramatic melancholy of someone being facetious, but it could be worse.]
Well, we're surrounded by them here, anyway.
forcevisions: (overhead of the aqua blue)

[personal profile] forcevisions 2016-07-29 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Are we?

[ as if she hadn't noticed. ]
predomination: someone who isn't me. i have already made my quota of helpful appearances. (⚛ someone should... do something.)

[personal profile] predomination 2016-07-29 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
You don't think so? Archer-san certainly could have left us to die in the swamp. It wasn't as if he knew us beyond some obligation to us as teammates.
forcevisions: (on my bedroom floor)

[personal profile] forcevisions 2016-07-29 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah but on the other hand ... Crylo Ren ... She decides quickly that that's a warning better kept off the magitek and smiles. ]

You're right, Kisuke-san. I guess I just thought he was doing what he had to do but ... he never had to do anything. We owe him a lot, don't we?
predomination: she ain't comin' back bro. i ain't gonna tell u y either. (⚛ algebra stop askin' me to find ur x)

[personal profile] predomination 2016-07-29 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[he collects emotional debt like he's playing some karmic version of Pokemon Go, so yeah, he's pretty sure he owes Archer.]

I think he'd say it was the right thing to do, and we owe him nothing at all, if we told him as much.

But I'm sure we'll find a way to repay him.
forcevisions: (who quit too late)

[personal profile] forcevisions 2016-07-29 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'd prefer he never be in a position where he needs us to, but ... I'm sure we will too.
predomination: i will beat you as many times as it takes to break you of your protagonist angst. (⚛ ichigo you ignorant slut)

[personal profile] predomination 2016-07-29 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmhmm. A babysitting mission has had its share of deadly setbacks. I'd hate to see what actual war looks like to ALASTAIR.
forcevisions: (they wanna make me their queen)

[personal profile] forcevisions 2016-07-29 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Archer could probably tell us more about that.
predomination: I'm an all-powerful ashley katchadourian. (⚛ all i ever do is watch the door)

[personal profile] predomination 2016-07-29 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
He does seem to be fairly experienced when it comes to these missions. One of the first I've met, actually, besides Alice-san.
forcevisions: (no i don't want your number)

[personal profile] forcevisions 2016-07-29 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
And the senior operatives, of course, but until now, I'd never even heard from any of them.
predomination: or i could stay here and think about science (⚛ i mean we could do that)

[personal profile] predomination 2016-07-30 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
At least they're friendly enough to join in on drinking games.

[that's... about all he has to say about that. he's still working out how he feels about them.]
forcevisions: (when your head's resting next to mine)

[personal profile] forcevisions 2016-08-01 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'll consider it a good sign they announced themselves.
predomination: they all just bloom together beautifully (⚛ FYI flowers don't compete)

[personal profile] predomination 2016-08-01 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmhm. It wouldn't do for them to be standoffish. Though I do find it interesting they don't seem to treat us any differently than they would subordinates on any other team. I didn't expect them to, of course, but given our situation, it wouldn't be surprising if they were more... delicate with us.
forcevisions: (keep my pretty mouth shut)

[personal profile] forcevisions 2016-08-01 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Why's that?

[ Clueless desert orphan is clueless. ]
predomination: FOR THE 100TH TIME IT'S QUANTUM RAYLEIGH SCATTERS (⚛ hate when kids ask y the sky blue)

[personal profile] predomination 2016-08-01 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Because we didn't choose to be here- treating us like we did without knowing anything about us is a risky decision. Some might take offense to it, and very few of the Audentes are powerless.
forcevisions: (i just wanna sit around)

[personal profile] forcevisions 2016-08-02 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Then by that logic, if they're not being gentle with us, they're not afraid of the power we have. [ Which probably means they have more. ]
predomination: let me get my smelling salts. (⚛  holy shit you nailed it.)

[personal profile] predomination 2016-08-03 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Correct! And that means they're either very powerful or they know enough about each of us to know we have no power over them. It's not a terrible system- even people who volunteer can be doing so for nefarious purposes.

[but it doesn't make him any less compelled to keep his cards close to his chest just in case they don't know everything.]
forcevisions: (the boys time can't capture)

[personal profile] forcevisions 2016-08-03 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I guess it is smart to make sure your team doesn't get out of hand.

[ But she sounds wary like maybe also scary ??? ]
predomination: ...well, with more fire to be honest. (⚛ i've been putting out fires)

[personal profile] predomination 2016-08-05 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
So you finally understand what I meant when I said I planned on keeping my head down.

[ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, REY??]
forcevisions: (just like a balloon)

[personal profile] forcevisions 2016-08-05 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
I thought you were just paranoid.
predomination: No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush (⚛ a moose once bit my sister)

[personal profile] predomination 2016-08-07 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Justifiably so, as it turns out.
forcevisions: (on my bedroom floor)

[personal profile] forcevisions 2016-08-08 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Mm. [ to a tone of, this one to you, urahara. ]