VIDEO. UN: LOKI

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[ the sound of the wind storm hollows dully against the cave walls. Loki's squidge, Bacon, can half be seen crawling in the confines of his tacky green jacket and over his knee from where he sits, sometimes ducking and squeaking when a particularly large gust hits. to keep it from screaming, Loki offers his fingers absently, which the little squidge pulls on with its pudgy arms before ducking low again. ]

Hello there, it seems like we'll be waiting this out for some time considering the weather-type circumstances. While we're all rotting away, etcetera etcetera, I thought we could amuse ourselves with a game. A little bit of team bonding funtimes, so to say. [ he twists a dark nailed hand in the air, gesturing. ]

Soo—oo ... it's called Two Truths and a Lie. How do you play? Glad you asked, it's simple! Give two true statements about yourself and add a lie to the mix, shake it up then toss it out there and see if your team members know you well enough to spot the lie.

Usually this is done with copious amounts of alcohol, but we're lacking at the moment. [ pause. ] But—ah—you could always enjoy the satisfaction of being right. It's not like we're doing much else.

NOTE | Feel free to threadjack if that's your thing!! :****

Comments

[dbag]

I mean, how much stamina can it really take? They're baby bunnies, they're small. And I didn't say how much the building was burning.

[flashbanging]

Typically any amount of burnin' is pretty rough on the lungs.

[ He shakes his head. ]

Nope. Not buyin' the milk from that cow.

[dbag]

Okay, well. You don't— how would you know that? ...Do you have experience rescuing baby bunnies from burning buildings? [ Why does it seem like he really could... ]

[flashbanging]

Naw, not bunnies. People, though. Families and such. Done plenty of that.

[dbag]

Soooooo, you're like, a... cowboy-fireman hybrid, or...?

[flashbanging]

[ What ]

Naw, ain't no proper fireman. I just used to work with an organization that dealt with all kind of crises. Fires sometimes among'em.

[dbag]

Okay, so like, a neighborhood watch.

[ Boring!!! ]

[flashbanging]

Hm, yeah, if you count the whole dang world under that umbrella.

[ He scratches his chin. ]

But we did call ourselves Overwatch, true.

[dbag]

[ The whole world, hmm!! This is significantly less boring. ] So... less like a neighborhood watch, and more like a— superhero justice league thing. That is cool, you should've led with that, you should lead with that at all times.

[flashbanging]

Well, it ain't exactly in operation any more. Kinda been dismantled for years, in fact. Nowadays it's just me, running around and doing what I can.

[ He laughs, shaking his head. ]

We did have some bonafide superheroes, though.