VIDEO. UN: LOKI

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[ the sound of the wind storm hollows dully against the cave walls. Loki's squidge, Bacon, can half be seen crawling in the confines of his tacky green jacket and over his knee from where he sits, sometimes ducking and squeaking when a particularly large gust hits. to keep it from screaming, Loki offers his fingers absently, which the little squidge pulls on with its pudgy arms before ducking low again. ]

Hello there, it seems like we'll be waiting this out for some time considering the weather-type circumstances. While we're all rotting away, etcetera etcetera, I thought we could amuse ourselves with a game. A little bit of team bonding funtimes, so to say. [ he twists a dark nailed hand in the air, gesturing. ]

Soo—oo ... it's called Two Truths and a Lie. How do you play? Glad you asked, it's simple! Give two true statements about yourself and add a lie to the mix, shake it up then toss it out there and see if your team members know you well enough to spot the lie.

Usually this is done with copious amounts of alcohol, but we're lacking at the moment. [ pause. ] But—ah—you could always enjoy the satisfaction of being right. It's not like we're doing much else.

NOTE | Feel free to threadjack if that's your thing!! :****

Comments

[dbag]

And??? I'm not seeing the correlation.

[heavyhitter]

Okay, you're right, my bad. It's number one, right? It was actually during an earthquake.

[dbag]

You guys are so unoriginal, you all choose the first one. [ WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST ONE IS SO UNREALISTIC... ] But, uh, sure, that one works. Not an earthquake, though, more like a tsunami? Earthquakes are the most boring of all the natural disasters.

[heavyhitter]

Come on, earthquakes are great. Ever been in one? They inspire this whole primal fear thing, it's fun. Definitely stick with that.

[dbag]

Primal? I don't know, not really going for a primitive feel, here. The natural disaster's gotta be more... sophisticated. What's the most sophisticated natural disaster? [ Can natural disasters be sophisticated??? Who knows. ] Mmm, maybe I'll go full nuclear meltdown.

[heavyhitter]

Yeah, maybe if you wanna be rescuing mutated orphan bunnies. Or is that part of the angle?

[dbag]

It wasn't until you said that, but it could be! I like that, actually, maybe at the end when I'm about to get killed by the guy who set the house on fire in the first place, a mutated orphan bunny flies in and saves my life. Bookends.