VIDEO. UN: LOKI

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[ the sound of the wind storm hollows dully against the cave walls. Loki's squidge, Bacon, can half be seen crawling in the confines of his tacky green jacket and over his knee from where he sits, sometimes ducking and squeaking when a particularly large gust hits. to keep it from screaming, Loki offers his fingers absently, which the little squidge pulls on with its pudgy arms before ducking low again. ]

Hello there, it seems like we'll be waiting this out for some time considering the weather-type circumstances. While we're all rotting away, etcetera etcetera, I thought we could amuse ourselves with a game. A little bit of team bonding funtimes, so to say. [ he twists a dark nailed hand in the air, gesturing. ]

Soo—oo ... it's called Two Truths and a Lie. How do you play? Glad you asked, it's simple! Give two true statements about yourself and add a lie to the mix, shake it up then toss it out there and see if your team members know you well enough to spot the lie.

Usually this is done with copious amounts of alcohol, but we're lacking at the moment. [ pause. ] But—ah—you could always enjoy the satisfaction of being right. It's not like we're doing much else.

NOTE | Feel free to threadjack if that's your thing!! :****

Comments

[figureitout]

[ shush you this kid is the BEST. ]

- right, yeah, I could have made the connection there. [ Hahahahhhh anyway.... let's not focus on his failure here, hey, it could've been a reference to something else, how was he supposed to know?? ]

Uh, no. That's a joke. A long joke. It's Stiles, actually.

[cachemoney]

Well, you're in luck, because I only like short jokes. How tall are you? [This is also a joke, she's not actually asking. Get it... short jokes...]

[figureitout]

[ hdlghdjgh oh my god she's already amazing where can he sign up for fanclub membership ]

Taller than your average joke, sorry. [ Average joke like average joe..... ]

[cachemoney]

[She is Good at Talking. You'll see a lot of this, Stiles.

It's a good response, so she smiles and shrugs, pretending to be put off.] Ah, well. You'll have to tell me some other time.

[figureitout]

Just let me know when you're in the mood for a change of joke preferences and I'll tell you all about it!

[ It's not even that fun of a joke, really, but hey, he's not going to not explain it.... tbh he's had to do that a few times by now, mostly to people who got only the superman part of it and were confused. ]