VIDEO. UN: LOKI

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[ the sound of the wind storm hollows dully against the cave walls. Loki's squidge, Bacon, can half be seen crawling in the confines of his tacky green jacket and over his knee from where he sits, sometimes ducking and squeaking when a particularly large gust hits. to keep it from screaming, Loki offers his fingers absently, which the little squidge pulls on with its pudgy arms before ducking low again. ]

Hello there, it seems like we'll be waiting this out for some time considering the weather-type circumstances. While we're all rotting away, etcetera etcetera, I thought we could amuse ourselves with a game. A little bit of team bonding funtimes, so to say. [ he twists a dark nailed hand in the air, gesturing. ]

Soo—oo ... it's called Two Truths and a Lie. How do you play? Glad you asked, it's simple! Give two true statements about yourself and add a lie to the mix, shake it up then toss it out there and see if your team members know you well enough to spot the lie.

Usually this is done with copious amounts of alcohol, but we're lacking at the moment. [ pause. ] But—ah—you could always enjoy the satisfaction of being right. It's not like we're doing much else.

NOTE | Feel free to threadjack if that's your thing!! :****

Comments

[figureitout]

[ A long silence seems to stretch on and on, missing "surprised" and shooting past "awkward" straight into "judging", and then-- ]

In other words... you're a cleaning lady.

[dbag]

Excuse you! I am a senior vice... janitor. A senior vice janitor.

I used to be in middle management, okay, and I've got a big promotion brewing. Maybe. The point is, this is just... a blip on my resume. When I'm CEO, no one's gonna remember that I got demoted to trash man.

[figureitout]

That sounds definitely like 1000% more impressive than cleaning lady.

[ Good.... job??? ]

Hey, man, chase the dream! I totally believe in you, Mr. Future CEO.

[dbag]

...Thanks. [ Stiles sounds kind of sounds sarcastic, but he's not sure if he actually is or if everything he says comes out sounding that way. It might be the latter, since he sounds sarcastic, like, all the time. ] Right. So. Don't go spreading the janitor thing around, let's keep that on the DL. Now I'm gonna go... regret I told you that, bye.

[figureitout]

[ It's... either. Or both, actually, probably both. ]

Don't worry dude, it's never gonna appear on the as-of-yet-hypothetical gossip magazine in Oska, you have my word.