VIDEO. UN: LOKI

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[ the sound of the wind storm hollows dully against the cave walls. Loki's squidge, Bacon, can half be seen crawling in the confines of his tacky green jacket and over his knee from where he sits, sometimes ducking and squeaking when a particularly large gust hits. to keep it from screaming, Loki offers his fingers absently, which the little squidge pulls on with its pudgy arms before ducking low again. ]

Hello there, it seems like we'll be waiting this out for some time considering the weather-type circumstances. While we're all rotting away, etcetera etcetera, I thought we could amuse ourselves with a game. A little bit of team bonding funtimes, so to say. [ he twists a dark nailed hand in the air, gesturing. ]

Soo—oo ... it's called Two Truths and a Lie. How do you play? Glad you asked, it's simple! Give two true statements about yourself and add a lie to the mix, shake it up then toss it out there and see if your team members know you well enough to spot the lie.

Usually this is done with copious amounts of alcohol, but we're lacking at the moment. [ pause. ] But—ah—you could always enjoy the satisfaction of being right. It's not like we're doing much else.

NOTE | Feel free to threadjack if that's your thing!! :****

Comments

[boneafide]

I think I'm going to lose more points than get them if I keep losing!!

[perma_banned]

You're not gonna lose 'eeeem. That's just a motivator~.

[Ban clapped his hands together.]

So, here's mine.

I love the color red!

I steal strength from my allies to have fun during battles!

I used to have a pet fox!

[boneafide]

Oh!! That's easy! The lie's the last one!

[Is Ban going easy on him now???]

[perma_banned]

[Yes. For a bit. Letting Papyrus get to 49 points and then amping up the difficulty would be his favorite sort of gamble.]

Oh~? I thought that one would be a little tougher ♪. Even so, that's another point!

[boneafide]

[Ban's the rudest.]

Well, you told me you ate most of the animals you came across so I assumed you wouldn't have a pet!

[HE REMEMBERS EVERYTHING YOU TELL HIM ABOUT YOURSELF, BAN. Or he tries to, at least.]

I guess it's my turn again...

One, I have a flower friend in the Underground! Two, I used to follow the Underground's Royal Scientist on the Undernet! Three, I hate using the phone!

[perma_banned]

[Ban lifted a brow at that. Papyrus did make mention of a lot of things in his own personal life and had never gotten too expansive. He remembered vague mention of the Undernet in regards to Mettaton, the metal guy, but he never bothered asking what it was.

So, as to avoid losing immediately, Ban asked--]

What's a 'phone' and 'Undernet'? If you're makin' up words, I'm gonna spank ya'.

[boneafide]

I'm not making up words! A phone is a thing you talk to people on, like our communicators, but just with sound and words. The Undernet is like the Network! So, I could use my phone, to use the Undernet!

[And with that, he's made it really easy to figure out which one's the lie... Good job, Ban.]

[perma_banned]

[Ban's mouth hung open for a moment. He shook his head and decided to take the bullet. He hadn't even been trying to cheat, that time.

True love really did cloud his judgment.]

Sooo, you hate usin' the phone~?

[boneafide]

...

[NERVOUS SWEATING.]