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Sieglinde Sullivan ([personal profile] grunehexe) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-07-30 10:52 pm

un: sieglindesullivan / video

[If you've ever seen an illegal cam recording from the back row of a theater, you are familiar with the style of this broadcast.

Observe, (as best you can), the players upon the stage. The stage being the cave in which many of them have taken shelter from the storm outside, specifically a large, flat rock, at which two fine male specimens you may recognize as Achilles, son of Peleus, and a certain McCree, locked in the midst of a fierce... arm wrestling battle.

Bare arm muscles flexing, beads of sweat dripping, jaws gritting, knuckles white and shaking, eyes narrowed in concentration and competition, testosterone veritably sparking in the air... as two very fit grown men have it out in a no holds barred thirst-fanning battle of the bulges. Arm muscle bulges.

You might catch glimpse of the lovely referee, (blond, very appropriately serious about judging this contest, thanks, Riza), and hear snatches of people rooting for a particular candidate, (the broadcaster herself seems to favor Achilles, if "steel yourself for victory, Achilles!" is any indication), but mostly this is about enjoying a good man on man test of strength.

Until, that is, a voice can be heard.]


- Are you recording that?

[The video sadly? and promptly goes black as the magitek jewelry is clutched to a bosom in scandalous retort.]

Is it not a sight worth sharing? For posterity, you see-

[And apparently she thought it best to post... for posterty. What? Any lady or inclined fella unfortunate enough to not see it go down surely wouldn't want to miss the show... ?]
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[personal profile] perma_banned 2016-08-02 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Kahahah! Maybe! What's that guy's name, huh~?! I met a guy with a body made of metal, but not a guy with just one arm made of it!
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[personal profile] whatshimadayou 2016-08-02 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
There are many terms for me. I suppose the closest is "ninja".

It seems as if you are unfamiliar with these terms?
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fingerguns at

[personal profile] whatshimadayou 2016-08-02 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[He holds his tongue. She is simply German? Of course Germans should know what he means.

But he cannot assume, obviously, that everyone is from the same world as he is, considering the company he keeps now. And he also cannot assume they are from the same time period.

Hanzo snorts. Oriental.]


I am from Japan.

A ninja is a way of saying that I have been trained in stealth and fighting. That is very simplified, but the easiest way to explain to you what I am.
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[personal profile] whatshimadayou 2016-08-02 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, the island. Though likely a variation of it that you would not be familiar with.
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[personal profile] whatshimadayou 2016-08-02 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Hanzo makes a small noise, almost like a laugh.]

Yes. It does.
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[personal profile] whatshimadayou 2016-08-02 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, on more than one occasion. I traveled much of the world.

Germany is fairly calm in comparison to most other places I'd been.
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[personal profile] whatshimadayou 2016-08-02 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
I do not know. Everywhere is going to have something difficult or awful about it. But there is beauty in most places as well.

But I would visit again. Perhaps not even for work.
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[personal profile] evantuality 2016-08-02 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[He groans and mashes the heels of his hands into his eyes.]

If it gets rowdy in here and sets the whole batch of squidges to screaming...

Sieg, really, I mean, more than that. Did you even ask before broadcasting that?
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[personal profile] perma_banned 2016-08-02 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[It would be tough to fuck that name up.]

Who'd name their kid 'Cranky'?

[Hours of crying suddenly elevated his level of insight.]

Actually, nah, I get it.
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[personal profile] winces 2016-08-02 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
U-Um... Maybe just... you know a general....

[ this is incredibly embarrassing, but now that the opportunity presents itself, shouldn't she take advantage of it? ]

H-How to keep them happy?

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