text, @TARANTO, day 2 of the cave in

[heavyhitter]

[ it might take a while for this whole post to load on the bling comm, what with the awful reception going around, but it'll pop up eventually: ]

hey do you guys wanna hear the saddest story in the world? of course you do

so i was down here, you know, trapped and bored, and fucking around on my cell even though that's maybe not my best idea ever because there's sure as hell no solar recharge down here and what else am i gonna do for light, make a torch (hell no)
anyway point is i just noticed it's my fucking birthday today back home
so this is probably the shittiest birthday yet
i just wanted to make you guys all aware of how bad you should be feeling for me. as soon as i punch my way out of here i'll start accepting pity/condolence/regular birthday presents, so have them ready

Comments

[ofobedience]

They're another thing I don't see the point in.

[Read: he's never had any and wouldn't know what to do with one. Alternatively, the last 'friends' he had tore each other apart and/or left him for dead :(]

[heavyhitter]

well i just told you one of the points in them
another point to having friends: who else are you gonna stay up and watch shitty movies with

[ofobedience]

I wouldn't know, I've never watched one.

[heavyhitter]

holy shit
when we get back to oska you're watching a movie with us

[ofobedience]

[Yeah, someone really ought to introduce him to movies...]

I'll give it some consideration.

[heavyhitter]

did that sound optional

[ofobedience]

If you put it that way then I suppose not.

[heavyhitter]

that's right
what kinda genres do you like

[ofobedience]

What genres are there?

[heavyhitter]

oh my god
you know what nevermind
we'll cross that bridge when we get there or whatever

[ofobedience]

If you say so.

[heavyhitter]

i do, and you can trust me i'm an expert

[ofobedience]

I suppose with no basis for comparison I'll just have to take your word for it.