[this is a can of worms that he is definitely going to regret opening, because she has access to wifi and the internet now. she has been on those shipping sites. she has indulged in shipping wars on the SU version of Tumblr.
She has this manifesto ready to go.]
Okay so. Percy is an unbearable clod who is extremely hung up on this even bigger clod Paulette, when it's clear they aren't a good match at all, but the show plays on the fact that they're from two rival sides of the camp, and that their "forbidden romance" is meant to bring the Colour Wars to a screeching halt, but it's ridiculous, because they're not a solid foundation for a united front.
Now Pierre is a brute. The biggest, toughest camper on the blue team, but who has a secret soft side and a surprisingly magnanimous personality. He and Percy have an arch-rivalry that is like no other, yet together they would absolutely rule the entire camp.
And... AND, while Pierre lays waste to every land-based event, Percy is unmatched in the water and a tactical genius when he isn't using all the time he could be scheming to make friendship bracelets. With Percy's brains and skill with water and Pierre's brute force and easy charisma, they represent the best match possible. I don't understand why everyone at Camp Clod is so blind to this.
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She has this manifesto ready to go.]
Okay so. Percy is an unbearable clod who is extremely hung up on this even bigger clod Paulette, when it's clear they aren't a good match at all, but the show plays on the fact that they're from two rival sides of the camp, and that their "forbidden romance" is meant to bring the Colour Wars to a screeching halt, but it's ridiculous, because they're not a solid foundation for a united front.
Now Pierre is a brute. The biggest, toughest camper on the blue team, but who has a secret soft side and a surprisingly magnanimous personality. He and Percy have an arch-rivalry that is like no other, yet together they would absolutely rule the entire camp.
And... AND, while Pierre lays waste to every land-based event, Percy is unmatched in the water and a tactical genius when he isn't using all the time he could be scheming to make friendship bracelets. With Percy's brains and skill with water and Pierre's brute force and easy charisma, they represent the best match possible. I don't understand why everyone at Camp Clod is so blind to this.
The subtext is RIGHT THERE.