[ yeah.... definitely a great story........ she allows herself one single sigh for having put up with it. ]

I feel for Aphrodite, she got a shitty lot. I mean, not only does she have to spend her life with a guy she's not that into, but when she does get with a guy she actually likes, her husband fucking ties 'em up and invites everyone over to laugh about it. Then she's still gotta be with him, after he pulled that. No one wins in that fucking marriage.

...Except Zeus, I guess.