I don't think such a thing exists for this sort of work.

[he's heard too much and, hell, he's been there, himself. nothing is ever clean and neat and everything has sharp edges that will cut you.]

But for all that we're all strays that ALASTAIR has picked up and claimed they recruited, as if we had any choice in the matter, we represent a singular united front. Simply put- our best change of survival remains being willing to share our information and not try to take any of this on alone.