Well, on the flip-side, you see every virus-related horror movie ever? It always happens in public, like on a city bus or something. (a sigh, leaning onto his hand,) A gross bird fucks a pig and the pig takes a shit and a rat eats it and a fly bites the rat. Bam— you've got a deadly pandemic on your hands.

(his eyes flick to the side, though, considering the rest.)

But it does sound fishy. Maybe it's the Zymandis fuckers' invention and they're trying to lure us to another helpless planet for a cull. Beats me.