[ Dude, if you like stories then Naruto is your guy. He's not exactly the most avid storyteller due to his habit of either overexaggerating or overcomplicating his stories or just getting plain distracted all together, but he does get a great deal of enjoyment from regaling tales of his ridiculous shenanigans, of which he's had far too many. This could go on for days. Ready yourself. ]

Oh yeah! I've been goin' on missions since I was twelve, y'know. One time, [ are u ready ] I went on a mission with my team an' we just thought we were gonna be protecting a bridge builder gettin' home, but it turned out it was way more than that... [ He's got his hands splayed out and he pauses... just to add to the suspense. ] Someone sent powerful ninja and missing-nin to kill him 'cos of a secret plan he had, and we had to protect him. It was our first mission together, a D-rank mission turned A-rank, an' it ended up with the bridge builder namin' the bridge after me, y'know. [ He looks very proud of himself and though that time had been choc full of difficult learning curves for tiny baby Naruto, it's a lot easier to bring it all up now, years later. ]