We're in the middle of the zombie apocalypse, Asher. If not now, when?

...Besides, I don't think any of our teammates actually care. [how many of yall are gay like... rly] Not that I'd care if they did. You're my boyfriend, dummy.

Uh. [gods that was way too earnest for the network. He looks vaguely flustered, and hastily segues into--] Now, about this maybe being Taraxa again?