[ Wow! Thanks for finding it in your cold loner heart to indulge his clingwrap-like camaraderie. If all it has to stick to is itself it turns into a trainwreck. ]

Hey. You coulda just asked, y'know. [ He smiles nonetheless. ] But if we're gonna play it that way, I'm gonna take a wild stab in the dark and guess you're Fiona... Correct me if I'm wrong though, I did get called Mr. Cat once, so I pawbably shouldn't assume like that. Maybe you're a... big Shrek fan or something.

[ Do you regret agreeing to attempt correspondence with this yet. ]