[ Just remember you brought this on yourself, my dude. ]
Alright, wait for it!
[ He sits back, rolling his sleeves up like he's about to perform some great magic trick. Technically it's not far from the truth, but at least he's in private and doesn't have an audience except for the intended network. Innocent normie bystanders don't deserve to witness what he's about to do.
He smacks his hands together and shouts something in garbled Japanese, and then promptly disappears from sight to leave an incredibly naked girl in his place. She's got long blonde twin tails and Naruto's telltale blue eyes and wide smile, so it's pretty easy to understand what Naruto just did even if the reason why he knows how to do such a thing is.. less obvious. The only thing covering her decency is her long hair, conveniently falling just so on her chest. ]
[ She straight up giggles, and then blows Lance a kiss. ] Whatd'ya think? [ Her voice is a considerable level higher than Naruto's, but there's still that kind of raspy quality to it that makes it familiar. ]
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Alright, wait for it!
[ He sits back, rolling his sleeves up like he's about to perform some great magic trick. Technically it's not far from the truth, but at least he's in private and doesn't have an audience except for the intended network. Innocent normie bystanders don't deserve to witness what he's about to do.
He smacks his hands together and shouts something in garbled Japanese, and then promptly disappears from sight to leave an incredibly naked girl in his place. She's got long blonde twin tails and Naruto's telltale blue eyes and wide smile, so it's pretty easy to understand what Naruto just did even if the reason why he knows how to do such a thing is.. less obvious. The only thing covering her decency is her long hair, conveniently falling just so on her chest. ]
[ She straight up giggles, and then blows Lance a kiss. ] Whatd'ya think? [ Her voice is a considerable level higher than Naruto's, but there's still that kind of raspy quality to it that makes it familiar. ]