video | username; sieglindesullivan

[grunehexe]

Ahem.

[The video reveals a rather proper looking young girl (ignore the old blood stains on her dress), sat in front of a rather impressive sprawl of vials, jars, and herbs.]

I am Sieglinde Sullivan, and though I have made some of your acquaintances, there are far more of you than one can expect me to know- so please consider this my formal introduction.

[She pauses, until. Yes, that's right, no one could reply yet.]

My true purpose in contacting you all is to find out who among you is capable of healing, whether that be in the scientific or magical sense. I am aware of some of you, but I could use some assistance in the production of potions and salves if there are any among you competent with such things.

Even someone unskilled could be of use if you are willing to learn and have a steady hand.

I would also appreciate the chance to speak more leisurely with those who may have knowledge of healing methods different from those of my own.

I await your contact with pleasure.

Comments

[grunehexe]

Wait.

[Wait.]

How will you make them if you don't know what they are?

[inroad]

I have a recipe right here [ that he may or may have not totally gotten from ALASTAIR between a mission or casually managing to steal a recipe card filer/small cookbook from an employee's desk in the nonrestricted areas of Oska... ] I just haven't looked at it yet and need to go get the ingredients.

[ may have blindly picked a recipe like four minutes ago. ]

[grunehexe]

... oh.

[Wolfram used recipes, so she at least could follow the conversation.]

What's in it?

[Ingredients should help them understand, right? It worked with potions and spells.]

[inroad]

[ give him a second, he'll be reaching to read off the recipe card. ]

meat
cheese
lettuce
tomato
taco seasoning... [ ...lol ok may have to improvise here. ]
Salsa [ ...???? ]
Sour cream
"Guac" [ someone too lazy to write out guacamole, but luckily there is an aside for making your own "guac" within the recipe itself ]
corn chip shelling

Optional recommendations for variants of tacos and its relatives include but not limited to:
black or pinto beans
rice
stir-fried or grilled-style vegetables onions and peppers
Cheese sauce
Replace corn chip shelling for soft flower wrapping. rice and beans highly recommended as default for this version.

[ ... Yup so what is it other than a clusterfuck of foreigner ingredients and possible rice. ]

[grunehexe]

[yeah Sieglinde gets lost right after "tomato".......]

How exotic it sounds.

[inroad]

Right! Exotic enough to be a divine food of dragons !!

I'm going to obtain all the things so hold the fort until I'm back, OK.

[ two relatively high statused-raised people thinking tacos have to be high profile ...
welp
what happens when they hear of Taco Bell. Worse, when they hear of the fast food McDonald's competitor known as the BIG MAC ... ]

[grunehexe]

Then I shall await your return.

[What happens?

They eat all of them, obviously.]