TEXT. UN: LOKI

[selfimage]

[ waiting and watching, that's Loki's ultimate goal. there's opportunity somewhere in here, but while it waits for itself to rear its head, he has his own means of entertainment. ]

Hello Audentes, isn't this a pickle we're in? Metal bars are a tad bit extreme, IMHO. Stealing what's already stolen is hardly a crime. I know, I know, I'll save the argument.

Regardless! I've done my share of exploration in our rather crampy quarters, and I can say that we're at a serious lack of entertainment. In order to keep our sanity with the limited reading materials available, I'll be taking commissions for fanfiction.

Terms below:

- Please message me through the jewelcomm - or this post, I'm not picky. I don't have to say "don't make video/audio messages", do I? No video/audio messages.
- Writings usually take from an hour or two to a day depending on the mercurial nature of our fellow inmates or possibility of escape. (Note: all requests not fulfilled by the time we leave will be done in a timely manner.)
- Please specify the popular media, possible pairing, and plot highlights if you'd like to detail them. Our teammates are fair game.
- 1,500 - 20,000 words.
- Trust me on my prose. :)
- I can make it salacious on a scale of prude to Fifty Shades.
- Payment can be negotiated.

And there are five current slots!

Slots:
1. Odinson
2. Sieglinde
3. Genos
4. Skeleton Fellow
5.

First come, first serve! Toodles!

Comments

[selfimage]

I'll count that as slot number one taken.

[deemed]

the books here are not as terrible as that.

[they are, but he has to argue with you on principle.]

[selfimage]

Oh please, now that's generous.
The books here could use a more entertaining twist.

Now what vulgar piece of literature would you like me to write you?

[deemed]

the tale of loki using the manners he was taught would be too much to ask, wouldn't it

[selfimage]

Too OOC.

[deemed]

[Odinson neither knows nor cares what that means, but he hadn't meant the request seriously in the first place.

If he wanted anything written, it would be something of Asgard. A tale of valour and bravery and lots of smiting of enemies. Or a humorous tale, the kind Loki tells best.]

give my slot to another who wants to read a story about a dirty romp. i am not in the mood for such things

[selfimage]

You never seem to be much anymore.
Tell me, what does your mood desire? And don't say punching something.

[ it's not as if he isn't willing to indulge him, he just sure likes teasing the goat dung out of him. ]

[deemed]

[Odinson's patience is fraying here, he knows that soon it will run out and he'll be locked inside this cage with no way to let off steam and surrounded by team mates he'd rather not injure.

he can't yet tell if loki's teasing is helping or hindering his attempts to hold on to his temper]

don't you know punching is forbidden here

[selfimage]

[ for Loki, Odinson's patience is always fraying, it's just keeping him below the point of explosion that counts. ]

Oh, I know.
Too many things are forbidden here, really. No one lets anyone have any fun.
But I can write you a compelling tale of your choosing.
Smut optional.

[deemed]

[There's a pause long enough to fit several deep sighs.]

if you must then have it make a man laugh

[selfimage]

And since when have I shown poor ability in that regard?

[deemed]

you asked what kind of story i wished and i have said

[wow don't make him feel like an idiot]

[selfimage]

Don't be sore. I'll write you something full of tasteless jokes.

[deemed]

have you any other kind?

[selfimage]

You're calling me out.

[deemed]

[that actually gets a grin]

where is the lie?

[selfimage]

Soon within the pages of a short story tucked beneath your cell door.

[deemed]

there's no need for haste. we may be within these walls a while